I know how to lie, steal, kidnap, counterfeit, suborn and kill. That's my job. I do it with great pride.
Nuts.
The only rules of scientific method are honest observations and accurate logic
The ghostly image of a grilled cheese sandwich has appeared on the forehead of the Christ child. The miracle was discovered by Roland Lipwig in Lincolnshire on Saturday, as church volunteers broke down the Christmas manger display for the season.
"It was just like Harry Potter," noted Lipwig, "but cheese and toast, not lightning."