A big part of my job is thinking about how we develop and test our software - how can we increase effectiveness, decrease friction, better align our understanding of the software we deliver with the needs of the customers we deliver it to, ensuring that our solutions organization, our partners, and our pre-sales teams can successfully deliver demonstrations and solutions.
And never, not even once, have I found myself thinking "If only I had an assertion style that resembles natural languages."
Who the hell are you selling that to?