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September 23, 2008

Sayeth Ted...

"This situation gets really dangerous when you start to involve people from San Francisco."

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August 4, 2008

Flat Earthing

"You can't travel at the speed of light in the dark!"

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July 18, 2008

Software performance

Life is just so much better when programs go unnecessarily fast.

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January 9, 2008

Paranoia

Paranoia is not merely recognizing that everyone is out to get you, but understanding that they are all out to get you first.

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September 22, 2007

Standard Model

The physics was fucked up when I got here.

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July 1, 2007

Certainty

They don't realize that it feels just the same to be sure and wrong as sure and right.

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May 20, 2007

It is my destiny to be the king of pain

Learn the pain scale and be prepared to use it after surgery.

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March 26, 2007

Auction Theory

Anything less than a first-place finish based on your own statistics really has to be considered a screwup.

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March 21, 2007

Ferries always have right of way

You really don't want to stress a moose out. They're much bigger than you.

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March 20, 2007

Shell Game

A ruse that relies on the target's innate acceptance of the rules presented to him? Against a league of paladins? Easy money.

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February 7, 2007

Elsa

"Why are you hanging out with prey?"

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October 29, 2006

QOTD

When looking for research to join, find papers you wish you'd written.

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September 6, 2006

Please don't feed....

"Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them."

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June 8, 2006

What separates man?

We challenge each other with our own mortality.

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May 26, 2006

Where the buffalo roam

Fences around buffalo are really more suggestions than anything else

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