Oh, and either wear gloves while you are making it or don't take a piss for about 24 hours. I just remembered that's pretty important.
Few other phrases in court that get a juror's attention faster than 'the jurors are to disregard the witnesses answer'
...actually being innocent will not help you once the law decides it wants something from you.
-- HWRNMNBSOL
The only rules of scientific method are honest observations and accurate logic
Atrios: "If those were my goals I'd use the word 'fuck' a lot less."
"This situation gets really dangerous when you start to involve people from San Francisco."
"You can't travel at the speed of light in the dark!"
Life is just so much better when programs go unnecessarily fast.
Paranoia is not merely recognizing that everyone is out to get you, but understanding that they are all out to get you first.
The physics was fucked up when I got here.
They don't realize that it feels just the same to be sure and wrong as sure and right.
Learn the pain scale and be prepared to use it after surgery.
Anything less than a first-place finish based on your own statistics really has to be considered a screwup.
You really don't want to stress a moose out. They're much bigger than you.
A ruse that relies on the target's innate acceptance of the rules presented to him? Against a league of paladins? Easy money.
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When looking for research to join, find papers you wish you'd written.
"Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them."
We challenge each other with our own mortality.
Fences around buffalo are really more suggestions than anything else