June 22, 2009
Three Letters

April 09, 2009
You Can Go Home Again

January 16, 2009
The Helodermatid Threat

November 26, 2008
I Don't C the Collar

November 18, 2008
Clear and Effective Jargon

November 04, 2008
Shame

October 26, 2008
Votery Irony

August 14, 2008
Nation of Barbarians

July 27, 2008
Who Is the Twelfth Doctor?

July 14, 2008
The Ushutud

July 04, 2008
An Origin Myth
Demotivation

June 28, 2008
I'm Terribly Sorry About All This

June 27, 2008
In Which I Curse at Disney Blu-Ray

June 26, 2008
I Am Truly Ashamed of This
Comcast Customer Service

June 23, 2008
The Supremes Get One Right

June 13, 2008
New Stuff, and Who Wants My Old Stuff?

June 11, 2008
Not One of Those Guys

June 08, 2008
Mr. Monk in Outer Space

May 19, 2008
Privy to Good Health
An Intentional Split

May 16, 2008
What Did He Do? He Appeased, of Course!

May 15, 2008
James "Honest Dick" Tate
Hiding the Herring
Crystalline Motion

May 14, 2008
NARAL Displays Rare Courage

May 13, 2008
Hope-Ed

May 07, 2008
Rats and the Mathematics of Mr. Fish
Eight Belles: Toward a New Approach to Equine Leg Injury
Make the World Nicer to Live In

May 03, 2008
Eight Belles

May 01, 2008
Immigration Obviousness

March 24, 2008
Megachurch: Faith, not Facts

February 26, 2008
Jumper: Griffin's Story

February 15, 2008
Bad News

February 12, 2008
Owlcon Over

February 06, 2008
An Obvious Observation about Painting

January 24, 2008

Three Oz Books

January 23, 2008
Interesting Because Boring

January 17, 2008
Reagan: Still Bad, So Still No Jelly Beans

January 14, 2008
Owlcon Andronicus

January 11, 2008
Karl Rove: Human Sewer

January 09, 2008
Presidential Elections
Money for Politicians

December 06, 2007
Who Knew the Lobster Blue?

November 26, 2007
Outage

November 19, 2007
Guy with an Explanation Guy

November 12, 2007
Union Song

November 05, 2007
Attitude Unbecoming

November 04, 2007
Why Oh Why Can't We Have a Better Press Corps, Entertainment Division
Water on the Brain

October 31, 2007
NOration

October 01, 2007
That Girl Can Dance
Number Two
NDWTF?

September 24, 2007
On Speech and Freedom

September 23, 2007
Miniature Painting: Highlighting Straps

September 15, 2007
Painting the Dragon 2

September 10, 2007
Painting the Dragon

September 02, 2007
Some New Minis to Mock

September 01, 2007
A Girl, a Fireplace, a Hugo

August 20, 2007
I Dog Person Am

August 14, 2007
O W L o C g O N

August 06, 2007
Victory in the War on Crime

August 02, 2007
A Letter from the Files
Bridges Come, Bridges Go, But Taxes?

July 31, 2007
A Conclusion Regularly Fit for a Me

July 26, 2007
I May Plotz

July 20, 2007
Pointless Checkers

July 19, 2007
Cognitive Bias

July 15, 2007
On Sticks and Things That Go with Sticks

July 14, 2007
Awful Screenwriting 101

July 13, 2007
Bwah-Huh Is in a Name
Let's Do Something Pointless

July 06, 2007
Subtle Monument to Toddler Egotism

July 01, 2007
The One about the Closet

June 07, 2007
#0: Don't Be a Dick
Deprived of Input
Where's Cephalopodo?

June 04, 2007
Finger Freddy

May 11, 2007
Farewell to an Old Friend

May 07, 2007
On the Derby

May 03, 2007
Help Folks Out

April 25, 2007
Sloss Nix Box Pix

April 19, 2007
Consensual Insanity

April 16, 2007
Modemage

April 06, 2007
Broad Policy Statements

April 05, 2007
A-Hugoing We Will Go

March 21, 2007
Animal Compound

March 19, 2007
Transitional Fossils

March 13, 2007
Proudly Resisting Entering the Early 20th Century

March 08, 2007
A Polarizing Question

March 02, 2007
Stupid Idiots

February 26, 2007
Hatchetting Romney

February 15, 2007
Concerning the Genesis of the Hated One

February 14, 2007
Caring about the Cost of Health
Frankensota

February 13, 2007
Lucas Strikes Back Is the Item TItle Everyone Will Be Using

February 08, 2007
Owlcon, You are GO for Liftoff

February 07, 2007
Hiro Zeroing

February 01, 2007
World-Building

January 25, 2007
Socialized Medicine Now!

January 23, 2007
Owlcon Coming Up!

January 19, 2007
Morrow's Ego Stroke

January 17, 2007
My Scrubs Spec Script

January 10, 2007
Socialist Claptrap

January 09, 2007
Witnessing for the Vaccine

December 14, 2006
Healthy Health Care
Slow the Plot Down Laddie, Slow the Plot Down

November 29, 2006
Anglais Nouveau

November 27, 2006
Six-Layer Hawking Radiation Cake
Death in Iraq

November 25, 2006
Casting a Pall

November 15, 2006
DNDXP

November 14, 2006
Paralyze This

November 13, 2006
About as Strange as Fiction

November 07, 2006
Voting for the Record

November 03, 2006
Thirty Thousand Films of Dr. Tran

November 01, 2006
Fashion Directive: Public Crocs
However, I'm Right, But You May Be Right, Too

October 27, 2006
The Randomness of Diceplaying

October 25, 2006
His Majesty's Fiction Mashup

October 23, 2006
Dear Senator Obama
The Girl in the Fireplace

October 18, 2006
Owlcon '007

October 17, 2006
Studio 60...59...58...

October 16, 2006
60 > 30

October 12, 2006
Non Compos Lyricis

October 11, 2006
Generic Fantasy Movie
The Blues

October 09, 2006
Return of the Anemone
The Adventures of Baron Rattail
Aaah? Ahhh.

October 06, 2006
Straight Outta Spec
Tha Sexxy Congress

October 03, 2006
Studio 60

September 26, 2006
The Pardon Power

September 15, 2006
Everyone Saw This on Their Blog Feed

September 14, 2006
A Swift Proposal
2003 UB 313 No Longer

September 12, 2006
It's Torture, Dammit
Things I Am Glad to Hear Said

September 11, 2006
Unscientific Stereotyping
Should I Trump My Card

September 08, 2006
God Will !@#$ You Up

September 06, 2006
Imagine That

September 01, 2006
Fewer Than a Set of Fifteen Items

August 30, 2006
Another New Book I've Already Read

August 29, 2006
Fishimals

August 28, 2006
The Omnicompetency Fantasy

August 23, 2006
Moving Tips

August 21, 2006
Mowing Strategy
Quantifying the Stupid

August 17, 2006
There's a Name for That
HP Wow

August 16, 2006
Amazon Recommendations Whinging
Planetary

August 14, 2006
Art House

August 11, 2006
Jumper Movie Strategic Error

August 10, 2006
Landover Mail
Linguist Laureate

August 09, 2006
Copyediting Ahoy

August 07, 2006
Planck Constant Reminder
Owlcon T-Shirt Slogan
Mowing and Larger Engines

August 04, 2006
Texas 7th: Go Jim Henley
9 Chickweed Lane Again

August 03, 2006
Commuting

August 02, 2006
Rantlet

August 01, 2006
New Home

July 26, 2006
Amazon Search Results: Missing America

July 25, 2006
Constitutional Tension

July 24, 2006
On the Minimum of Morality
Imperial Flash News

July 19, 2006
The Elements of Dissing Strunk and White
Little Moving Joys
Irony, Maybe Even Steely
Have You Found Something

July 18, 2006
Cell Speaker Static

July 17, 2006
Menezes Martyrdom Assured

July 14, 2006
Language Essentialisms

July 12, 2006
Not Good News about Barbaro
Girl Gamers Note
Cavernous Rivers and Walls

July 11, 2006
War of the Dragon Queen

July 07, 2006
Colorblind Voice Acting

July 06, 2006
Bouncy Bouncy

July 05, 2006
Customer Malservice?
Boring Audiences Since 2002

June 29, 2006
The Rule of Law

June 28, 2006
More Supreme Sausage

June 27, 2006
Psst

June 26, 2006
Giant Mess o' Justice
House

June 24, 2006
Please Pass the Pease

June 19, 2006
That Pesky Fourth Amendment

June 15, 2006
Eureka Headroom

June 13, 2006
The Advancement of Theoretical Chocolate Chip Cookie Studies

June 12, 2006
Cars

June 08, 2006
I Love Me Some Gore

June 01, 2006
I Would Do Anything for Love (Except for Those Six Things)

May 30, 2006
My Experience with SSH
Smartigration
Defending Zoos
The Clout of Knowing People

May 28, 2006
Language Link Blogging

May 23, 2006
Those Pesky, Well, You Know. Them
What Do You Mean, No Run-Off?

May 22, 2006
FAQ: Why Are Barbaro's Injuries Life-Threatening?

May 21, 2006
Whovian Fashion Show

May 19, 2006
A Certain Logic

May 17, 2006
The Structure of a Mystery

May 16, 2006
Nerd Curmudging

May 10, 2006
Language Redundancy and Initialisms
A Character Flaw

May 08, 2006
Sailing in the Stream of Consciousness

May 02, 2006
I Barely Have Enough Identity to Steal

May 01, 2006
An Ill-Advised Comic Book Analysis of Opinion-Writing
The James Bond Theory of Stick Shifts

April 28, 2006
Starling Grammar
Slow, Thorough, and Expensive

April 26, 2006
Episode 4, Part 1, Recap
I Hate This
Ah Bruce Campbell-Sama

April 25, 2006
Habeas Forfeiture
Tonight on GTV

April 24, 2006
Anthroponormative

April 21, 2006
Actively Negative about President Bush
Hopeless

April 20, 2006
Categorical Question
Fat Americans

April 17, 2006
Your Game-TV Schedule for Tomorrow
Soy Totalmente Anglo

April 13, 2006
South Park Guest Star

April 12, 2006
A Followup

April 11, 2006
On Adventure Design
Immigration Linkage

April 10, 2006
Useful Motherfuckers after All?
D&D Rules Question
On Non-Standard Preterits and Participles
Wait, That Was This Weekend?

April 06, 2006
Fish with Fingers

April 03, 2006
More Good News

April 02, 2006
Für Alicia
Truffle Spikes

March 14, 2006
All Cliché Users Must Be Eaten
Useless Motherfuckers, aka the Senate Democratic Caucus
Bill Napoli

March 13, 2006
Haley Speaks

March 10, 2006
Erroneous Cajun English Phonetic Claims

March 05, 2006
SniXXored

March 02, 2006
Best Adventures

March 01, 2006
Action Points

February 28, 2006
Gentile, Schmentile
Aid Another Feats

February 27, 2006
NCCAM Revisited
Anemone: Episode 3

February 24, 2006
Master Maze Tournament: Setup Photos
Master Maze Tournament: Round 2
Master Maze Tournament: Round 1
Master Maze Tournament: PCs
More on Animals Who Talk out of Their Asses
D&D Archetypes in Archetypal Fantasy
Think Yew
Jurassic Beaver
Per Instructions

February 21, 2006
An Easy Linkblog
Anger and the DLC

February 19, 2006
My Credit Report Gets Interesting Again

February 17, 2006
PC Generation
Science Excites Scientists

February 16, 2006
Best RPG Magic?
The Only Use for That Damn Holiday

February 15, 2006
Your D&D Wish List

February 14, 2006
Ten Ways

February 13, 2006
Owlcon PM

February 08, 2006
One Step Closer

February 07, 2006
There's a Difference Between "I Should" and "I Must"

February 06, 2006
An Exegesis of English Nouns-from-Verbs Illustrated by Cocksucking
Best Line Contender
Category 2

February 03, 2006
Plus He Left Out the Cannibalism
Audiovisioheterosexual

February 02, 2006
On Our Next Episode

January 31, 2006
Gerrit Dou and van Rijn

January 26, 2006
Jail and the Weakening of the American Mind

January 25, 2006
Fiduciary Duty
Anemone Cast and Crew

January 24, 2006
Bat Ball Bashing
Casting Help

January 18, 2006
Me So Gory

January 11, 2006
Threescore Times Ten Million Years Ago, Our Forefathers
On Character Nuance and the Distinguishing Thereof

January 09, 2006
Neologisms

January 06, 2006
The Pedagogic Haiku
Miyazaki Film Festival

January 04, 2006
More New Traditionalism

December 31, 2005
Colour Like No Other
That's Just Annoying

December 27, 2005
Prudency: The Approach

December 25, 2005
King Kong

December 20, 2005
Dover ID

December 19, 2005
London Pilgrimage
The Cyclopean Eye

December 18, 2005
"Commander" Does Not Mean "Dictator"

December 16, 2005
Pay Attention, 51%

December 15, 2005
A Question of Style

December 12, 2005
Ringtone
Owlcon Preregistration Open

December 07, 2005
Federal Jurisdiction
Because Linkblogging Is Easier Than Thinking
Not Quite a Meryl Streep Movie

December 06, 2005
Chased by Sea Monsters
Taller than Necessary? Non-Biological Animals?

December 05, 2005
Speaking of Archie

December 04, 2005
Sea Scorpions in the Mix
Fine Lines

December 03, 2005
A Pair of Thrushies, Please

December 02, 2005
John Donne Said It All

December 01, 2005
Unexpected Fossil News
A Little Alito in our Lives

November 30, 2005
Mid-Crisis Life
The ElbOW

November 29, 2005
Oh For the Love of Editors

November 28, 2005
Beach Books on Parade

November 18, 2005
Vacation, Vacation
Order of the Stick Translation

November 14, 2005
A New Induhvidual Is Identified

November 09, 2005
The Lone Star Suck of Texas

November 08, 2005
Voting for Empanadas

November 07, 2005
Is Immorality a Reasonable Target of the Police Power?
I'm Pro-Marriage
HPV Vaccine

November 04, 2005
Bored Bored Bored

November 03, 2005
Dear Fashion God

November 02, 2005
Distaff
Book Notes: Dreaming Dexter and Sinister Phyla

November 01, 2005
Happy Happy UPS Dance
Grave Indeed

October 26, 2005
Apartment Math

October 25, 2005
Ashes of Empire: DR/Natural

October 24, 2005
Ashes of Empire: Some More House Rules
Variant Cleric Turning Power Draft
Was Lost, Now Found

October 22, 2005
Variant "Turn Undead" Power for Clerics

October 20, 2005
Owlcon GM Signups!

October 19, 2005
Cribriform Linkblogging
To Tame the Linkblogging

October 17, 2005
Today's Refutation
Relearning the Lessons of Ninety Years Ago

October 10, 2005
Creepy Creepers
Barking Your Shinn

October 08, 2005
Anti-Confederacy

October 07, 2005
Like You Need a Reason to Read His Books
Perils of an Aberrantly Orderly Mind in No Significant Turmoil

October 06, 2005
Not All That Bright Playlists
The Good Kind of Cronyism

October 04, 2005
Non-Judicial Justice
Astral Constructs

October 03, 2005
Serenity

September 30, 2005
Comment of the Year
Mega My Glutes

September 29, 2005
Martian Manhunter

September 28, 2005
Animals Like Us: Talking Out of Our Ass

September 27, 2005
Media Myths

September 26, 2005
Safe, Happy, and Privileged

September 23, 2005
It Has Begun

September 22, 2005
Greg Flees to Austin

September 19, 2005
Ashes of Empire: Incarnum

September 15, 2005
iTunes 5
Positive Thought of the Day.

September 13, 2005
Ashes of Empire: Staggered Beginnings

September 12, 2005
Stages of Activism in Art
Ashes of Empire: Social Class

September 09, 2005
A Message from God

September 08, 2005
Shiny Neck-Hanging Things
It Didn't Have to Be Armageddon

September 07, 2005
Ashes of Empire: PC Racial Traits
Social v. Actuarial Insurance and the Moral Hazard Fallacy
Ashes of Empire: Race Overview

September 06, 2005
Hasta Luego, Gilligan
High-Ranking Social Networks

August 27, 2005
Throwing out Some Ideas

August 26, 2005
Shenandoah
Hate and the Formula Mystery

August 25, 2005
I Love Me Mine
Brainstorming

August 24, 2005
Two Legs, Four Legs, Red Legs, Blue Legs

August 23, 2005
Skills in Ashes of Empire
DC (The Capitol, Not the Comics)

August 19, 2005
Study Action

August 16, 2005
Revised Aiming
Chakras
Aiming

August 11, 2005
Dear Unknown Coworker

August 08, 2005
Mr. President Non-Scientist
Ashes of Empire
Savagely Pleased
Biigggkllnno

August 05, 2005
Taste-Test
Aghast

August 03, 2005
Bllinkogingg

August 02, 2005
Surprising No One
Error Correction
Rice Parking

August 01, 2005
GenCon
Sky High
Music Tagged

July 28, 2005
Napoleon Dynamite

July 22, 2005
John Roberts
Elizabethtown

July 20, 2005
Dear Ineffable etc. Redux
Message Discipline

July 19, 2005
Savage Exposition
Oil-Stained Proletarian Legionnaire Is My New Job Title

July 18, 2005
Intelligent Design, Ignorant Advocates

July 14, 2005
Programming Help Needed
Comments

July 13, 2005
Organizing an iTunes Collection: Admit I'm Right

July 11, 2005
Taxes Flow Like Water
Holy Crap

July 06, 2005
Tropical Storm Cindy
Floating Gonzales

July 05, 2005
Crossed Fingers
Update

July 04, 2005
Frustration

July 02, 2005
Today at Work

July 01, 2005
Lego Litigation Clinic: Section 803: The Hearsay Exception
Lingual Adept
Look away! It's Sandra Day!

June 30, 2005
E-Meter Inquisitor

June 29, 2005
Societal Ethics of the County

June 27, 2005
Suggestion
Rah Rah the Native Garden Riot

June 23, 2005
Yum

June 17, 2005
Salon's Article "Deadly Immunity"

June 16, 2005
Holy Crap
The Benefits of Efficient Movie Reviewing

June 15, 2005
Dammit
Belmont Stakes
SCOTUS' Big Day
Face Peel

June 10, 2005
Champions Demo Finished
Wombats Is a Funny Word
I'm So Proud

June 09, 2005
Second Pass
Root-N and the d2 Problem

June 06, 2005
Gender Stereotypes and the Coming-of-Age Story

May 28, 2005
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

May 19, 2005
I Like Ike

May 18, 2005
iTunes
Lens of the World

May 16, 2005
Policies Never to Be Implemented
GMing Observation
Mutant Big Cats

May 13, 2005
MT 3.16: Feh

May 12, 2005
I Only Think This Is Interesting

May 11, 2005
Dice Not Words
So...Angry... Teeth...Gritting... Seeing...Red

May 10, 2005
Partisan to a Fault
Derby
Trailer Park
Pern

May 09, 2005
Conventional Wisdom
Chortle-snorting
Server Upgrade

May 07, 2005
Smithsonian Collection of Dinosaur Pictures

May 05, 2005
Huh?
Mirror, Mirror
Illusion

May 04, 2005
Crowe's Elizabethtown
Testing "If P Then Q"
Something and Switch

May 03, 2005
Glittery Pals O' Mine
Gem Pile

May 02, 2005
Twinkle, Twinkle

April 28, 2005
Thirty Second Time Limit

April 27, 2005
Rainbow over Kentucky
Insert The Princess Bride Quote
Blinklogging

April 25, 2005
U.S. Black Hats
Boggle

April 22, 2005
Read and Support The Spriggan Mirror

April 20, 2005
Catholic Condoms
Let's Play Gotcha

April 19, 2005
Champions Introduction

April 18, 2005
Self-Segway
Vertigo
Dear Ineffable Expression of Universal Will

April 15, 2005
Doctor Duck
Lost in Thought

April 14, 2005
Corporate Anti-Environmentalism
Say It with Me: Voooolllvaaa

April 13, 2005
The Medical Experience
Isn't That Special

April 11, 2005
Linkblogging Contrary to My Better Self
Health Care for Dummies
Mammal
The End of Kim Possible: So the Drama

April 08, 2005
Wrong and Wrong
Need a Favor
Take Your Daughters to Work Day

April 07, 2005
Damage Shield
Texture

April 06, 2005
Pope Names

April 05, 2005
Bradshaw v. Stumpf

April 03, 2005
In Memory Yet Green

April 01, 2005
Buchanan with a Shmudge
New Blog

March 31, 2005
Peace on Earth

March 29, 2005
Fanboy Glee!

March 28, 2005
Flattery Gets Me Nowhere

March 25, 2005
Social Networks

March 24, 2005
Rants Are My Favorite

March 23, 2005
Logic

March 22, 2005
Our Paragonical Government
Unexplained Science

March 21, 2005
Easy Prediction
Stupidheads
Congressional Freaks

March 18, 2005
The Anecdotal Trend Piece
Ewww

March 17, 2005
Hot Readings with Peter Popoff and His Earpiece

March 16, 2005
Comments Problem
Again I Chant USA! USA!
Elementary, My Dear Socrates
The Mordrannoch Show

March 15, 2005
<voice style="khan!">Oaks!</voice>
Pitiful Television
H.R. 952

March 14, 2005
USA! USA!

March 10, 2005
Fox Domestication
Perspective
A Minor Mystery Explained
All About Zogg

March 08, 2005
Correct Movie Reviews
Dord

March 07, 2005
Dead Man's Treasure
Featrific!

March 03, 2005
Fat Babies for Sale! Fine Fat Babies!

March 02, 2005
Origin of Language

March 01, 2005
Roper v. Simmons
On Jesus

February 28, 2005
Oscar!
Loan Calculator
Another Recipe From the Kitchen of Me
How Many Subatomic Particles
The Concealed Carry Law: A Question

February 25, 2005
Firefly

February 24, 2005
Note to Self

February 23, 2005
DJs

February 21, 2005
Or Maybe It's Just My Ongoing Bad Mood
Lab-Grown...and Loving It

February 17, 2005
Crypto Problem

February 15, 2005
Lab-Grown
CSS Question
God as Explanation of the Mysterious

February 11, 2005
Iraqi Optimism
Owlcon 2005 Con Report

February 10, 2005
Because Rich People Paid for Your Government

February 09, 2005
Jury Duty

February 08, 2005
Dig the Claws
Complex phenomena

January 28, 2005
The Best Fantasy Swordsman

January 27, 2005
Vacationing

January 26, 2005
The Real Threat

January 21, 2005
First Person as Quality Shortcut

January 20, 2005
Snurbling

January 19, 2005
The Mulling Process

January 18, 2005
Hedge Fund
Owlcon Preregistration
Ideal Radio

January 13, 2005
Last Night's Law & Order

January 11, 2005
Family Tree
Nuts

January 10, 2005
Tom Mix Doesn't Torture and Neither Should We

January 09, 2005
Trolling for RPG Quotes

January 07, 2005
Unclear on the Concept

January 06, 2005
English Usage

January 05, 2005
1958 and All That
Otherwise Known as Idiosyncratic Taste in Music
Question of the Day

January 04, 2005
CRS

January 03, 2005
Good Day So Far

December 30, 2004
nIce

December 21, 2004
Lies about Evolution

December 20, 2004
Ignorance

December 17, 2004
Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists
For the Intelligent Designer in You

December 15, 2004
Is Cheney Electable?

December 09, 2004
Owlcon Pre-Registration

December 07, 2004
Social Security
Bad Words

December 06, 2004
More Linkblogging
The Maroon Lifestyle

December 02, 2004
Abstinence-Only

November 30, 2004
MUD Scripting Language

November 29, 2004
California Medical Marijuana
The Long Tail

November 23, 2004
The Selfish Pool
Tired

November 19, 2004
Making the Rounds

November 18, 2004
Comic Strips Online

November 17, 2004
Down the Lane

November 16, 2004
Texas Justice

November 15, 2004
Gloom, Despair and Agony on, Well, Someone Else Really

November 11, 2004
Wizard Says What?
My Old and Getting Older Kentucky Home

November 10, 2004
Not Just an Assload
Who's Speaking for You?
Damn Good Science
The Brunette Movement

November 09, 2004
What Red America? What Blue America?

November 08, 2004
Hopkin Green Frog
Backlash
Vote Fraud
The Incredibles
Boys and Girls and Never the Twain Shall Overlap

November 04, 2004
Dear 51% of America

November 02, 2004
Plug
Absent
Vote
My Favorite Voting Joke

November 01, 2004
The WoMann Act
America: The Coloring Book
Chief Justice Rehnquist
Momentum
Vote Your Conscience

October 29, 2004
David Handler Luncheon

October 26, 2004
Cosmology Primer
More on the Works Doctrine
October Surprise

October 25, 2004
Oops

October 20, 2004
Intel, the Rectal Diamond Production Champions

October 19, 2004
A Lousy Story

October 18, 2004
Thoughtcrimes
Team America

October 16, 2004
New Service

October 15, 2004
Vietnam
Consumer Computer Sites = Teh Suck

October 05, 2004
QCD Wins Nobel

October 04, 2004
Unfunny
Cash for Your Structured Settlement
2004 B.C.
I Get Lost Again
Alphabetization

October 01, 2004
On Message
Debate

September 30, 2004
Owlcon 2005

September 29, 2004
Personality Tests

September 28, 2004
Dirty, Stinking Progressive Politics

September 24, 2004
Lost

September 23, 2004
Buying Art Reproductions
A Girl Named Veronica

September 21, 2004
Sky Captain and the Death of Storytelling

September 20, 2004
New Car

September 17, 2004
Walked Away

September 15, 2004
Syncopated Ale

September 14, 2004
Omit Where Unnecessary

September 13, 2004
Hello

September 10, 2004
The City So Nice They Named It Twice

September 03, 2004
To Whoever Gave Me the Cold

September 02, 2004
I Have No Car

September 01, 2004
Bedlam
Bad Political Speech

August 30, 2004
Proper Attire a Must

August 28, 2004
Hero

August 26, 2004
Thongs in D&D
Busted

August 24, 2004
Gamma World: Go Outside and Die
Word Help

August 23, 2004
Campaign Update
Anacondas
Freedom: Suck It Up
The Sino-Indian War of 2050

August 11, 2004
I Sing of Things, a Song of Thongs

August 10, 2004
Modest Mouse

August 06, 2004
A Novel Attack on Abortion Rights

August 05, 2004
An Alternate Pricing Scheme for Magic Weapons

August 02, 2004
Brief Particle Physics Notes
We Don't Need No Stinking Gasoline

July 29, 2004
Multiculti
Teh Suck
Terminal E

July 23, 2004
Language Miniatures

July 22, 2004
My Mother the Marsupial

July 20, 2004
Alchemy and You
Gallery Update

July 14, 2004
On the Election

July 12, 2004
Aside

July 10, 2004
Nuclear Annihilation Writ Small

July 05, 2004
Spider-Man 2 and Physics

July 01, 2004
Social Intelligence

June 30, 2004
Alvarez-Machain

June 29, 2004
Womb Comb Bomb
Everyday Sort-of Science

June 28, 2004
Rasul v Bush/Al Odah v. United States
Missouri v. Siebert
U.S. v. Patane
Holland v. Jackson
Gallery Update

June 25, 2004
The Two Things

June 24, 2004
Today's Hot Justice-on-Justice Action

June 23, 2004
D&D 2?

June 21, 2004
Hiibel v. ...Nevada...
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ishkabibble

June 15, 2004
Funny Ha-Ha

June 14, 2004
No Surprise Here
Gallery Update

June 09, 2004
A Democratic Agenda
Don't Ask

June 08, 2004
Neonatal Errors
Faking It

June 07, 2004
Drive Thru RPG
New Kuff
Hailstorm

June 02, 2004
Poster Child
Racism Is Bad, Mkay?

May 21, 2004
Bitter Experience

May 20, 2004
Meandering
No Mystery
Gripe du Jour

May 19, 2004
Misrepresenting the Process
Gloating Unbecoming

May 18, 2004
Lager Rhythms
Employee Handbook
Texas Tuesdays

May 17, 2004
The Belmont
Vonnegut's "Cold Turkey"
Plugged

May 13, 2004
Bears Repeating
Surrounded by Beauty

May 11, 2004
Texas Tuesdays
I'm Naïve, Dammit
Produce This

May 10, 2004
Red Thunder Recommendation
The Message Is the Media
Howling Curmudgeons Are Go!

May 07, 2004
What Kind of President?
The Complete Peanuts 1950-1952

May 03, 2004
Dretke v. Haley
Guitar Power

May 02, 2004
Assault on Justice
The Derby

April 30, 2004
Musical Theory

April 29, 2004
Vieth v. Jubelirer
Lager Rhythms Gig

April 26, 2004
Law & Order: Mythologers
War Is Sub-Optimal

April 20, 2004
President Bush, Coal Whore
A Fork in the Road
Columnist Kynn

April 19, 2004
No One Should Care
Who Made That Call?

April 16, 2004
Having Read Superman v. Muhammad Ali

April 15, 2004
Superman v. Muhammad Ali

April 14, 2004
President Bush Speaks
Two SF Approaches to Junk DNA

April 13, 2004
Hugos

April 12, 2004
What the Universe Is
Cellphones and Bystanders
War

April 08, 2004
Customer Care

April 07, 2004
Superheroes: The Literature of Ethics

April 05, 2004
I Gregory
Gallery Update
Crepe Murder

April 02, 2004
And the Sixteenth Iconographic Element Is...

April 01, 2004
New Comment Spam
By His Works
Those Dastardly Canadians
Pranks for Nothing
Addendum

March 31, 2004
Laughing at Dumb Comics
Botany Butchery
A Review of Aaron Allston's Strike Force but Not Really

March 23, 2004
Particle Physics 2: Leptonic Matter

March 19, 2004
The Good Government MemeTM

March 17, 2004
Particle Physics 101: An Electron Has a Mass of 511 KeV

March 16, 2004
B.C. and the Mountaineering Clams
Gallery Update

March 15, 2004
Not the Beastmaster

March 11, 2004
Process Stories

March 10, 2004
Ineligible = Unelectable

March 09, 2004
Parallel Lines and Shifting Origins

March 08, 2004
Gallery Update

March 05, 2004
Bad Lookin', Good Eatin'
Reader Mail

March 02, 2004
A New Attack on the Defense of Marriage Act

February 27, 2004
Same-Sex Marriage Will Ruin Society
Richard Perle, We Surely Knew Ya

February 26, 2004
The Gay Discrimination Amendment

February 25, 2004
Gaiman v. McFarlane, the Appeal
How Do You Recognize Whether What You're Doing Is Right?
The Voice of the People

February 24, 2004
Groh v. Ramirez
Banks v. Dretke

February 20, 2004
Joy in the Morning, and Afternoon, and for the Rest of Days
Nuevo Socrates

February 19, 2004
Why I Love Big Government
Cruel Comics Comment

February 17, 2004
Believe Him
That Ol' Debbil Water

February 16, 2004
New French Motto?
GS and the Eight Dwarves
Retraction

February 13, 2004
Can This Marriage Be Saved?
Political Pseudoscience

February 11, 2004
How Do You Find Fault?
Real Melodrama
Ben Chandler for KY6

February 10, 2004
Furry Happy Monsters
Sarcastic Review of Mark Millar's Wanted #2

February 09, 2004
Irresponsible Comics Speculation
Pictures from Owlcon and Beyond
Owlcon 2004 Acknowledgements

February 06, 2004
Got a Little Spittle on My Collar, There

February 05, 2004
See Shark. Jump Shark.

February 04, 2004
MyDoom
New Strategy?

February 02, 2004
Owlcon 2004!
Little Better than Animals
Mystery and the Human Mind

January 26, 2004
The Unjustifiability of Sovereign Immunity

January 24, 2004
WISH 82: Three Word Summary
Another Gallery Update

January 23, 2004
What Is This "Quark-Gluon Plasma" of Which You Speak?
Comics That Work
Jason's Rebuttal

January 22, 2004
Wallet Activism
Ain't Been Back Since

January 19, 2004
Miniature Gallery Update

January 16, 2004
Who Couldn't Vote For This Guy?
QGP For Sure This Time

January 15, 2004
Monster Editor Patch

January 14, 2004
Data, Lovely Data

January 12, 2004
McFarlane Loses
Outraged but Not Surprised

January 08, 2004
Dean? Clark? A Yellow Dog?

January 07, 2004
When Workers Die
Morrow 2004: Taxes, Taxes, and More Taxes
Not-the-Longest Snake Caught

January 06, 2004
Things President Bush Doesn't Understand

January 05, 2004
Prions

January 02, 2004
Nationalizing the TSA

December 22, 2003
A La Carte Menu

December 19, 2003
Uppity Little Infant
Arcana Unearthed Exotic Spell
Easy Holiday Planning

December 18, 2003
Texas Justice

December 17, 2003
Julius Schwartz
Filthy Canadian Pharmacies

December 16, 2003
The Politics of South Park

December 15, 2003
If the Market Is Efficient, Why Did Congress Act in the First Place?

December 12, 2003
Wanted: The World's Most Unradical Comics
The Rules Have Changed

December 10, 2003
Google Your Homework

December 09, 2003
Bubba Ho-Tep
Richard Morrison v. Tom DeLay

December 08, 2003
The Physics Dialogs, Part One
Italian-Americans in Comics

December 04, 2003
Oily What?
The Five-Paragraph Essay
Kucinich Flames Bush

December 03, 2003
Marcus Has Two Mommies
GMing Linear v. Normal Distributions

December 02, 2003
Unsigned int Functions in C++
What Type of Gamer Are You?

December 01, 2003
Mid-Decennial Redistricting
The Institute of Louise
Truth to Idiots
The Calvin-Shaped Hole

November 25, 2003
Bloggia zimmeri

November 24, 2003
The Bible and the Proper Family

November 21, 2003
The Federal Marriage Amendment
What's Behind High U.S. Per Capita Spending on Health Care
Goodnight, NCCAM

November 20, 2003
Astro City Film?

November 19, 2003
A Proposal to Expand the Common Law of Marriage
Holy Matrimony
What Santorum Is
Not the Practice of Law
Because Everything Is Somebody's Kink

November 18, 2003
Meson Ikkoku

November 17, 2003
Truth to Lucas
Alias Claramplification
Intemperate Remarks about Alias

November 14, 2003
A Child's Guide to Ineffective 30-Hour Legislative Marathons

November 13, 2003
Whiny Wimps
Bush Administration Favors Business Interests; Also, Sun Rises

November 12, 2003
Target="_top", Doofus

November 11, 2003
Maher Arar and the Evil American Thugs
Miniature Gallery Update-a-Rama

November 10, 2003
Even Enemies Have Rights
Take That, You Oppressive Establishment
Leather Revolutionary

November 07, 2003
Super WHO?
Dooku. Count Dooku.

November 06, 2003
The Gustatory Puzzle of Kitchen Middens
Cripplets
Bad President Reagan, No Jelly Bean!

November 05, 2003
Today's Aphorism
The Streets of Philadelphia
Cars and the Designers that Don't Test Them
Yeah, Whatever

November 03, 2003
Sixth Circuit Slapdown
Stop Cetacean Slaughter
The Hulk Revisited
Could It Be...Satan?
The Dearth of Eloquence in American Discourse
Nota Bene

October 31, 2003
Change to English 3.x Spec
Adorable
The Math Dialogs, Part Ten

October 30, 2003
Haiku on a Day
The Math Dialogs, Part Nine

October 29, 2003
All About Terri Schiavo
The Math Dialogs, Part Eight

October 28, 2003
Fashion Finding of Fact
Handler's The Bright Silver Star
The Math Dialogs, Part Seven

October 27, 2003
Nostalgia for the Real
In the Doghouse
The Math Dialogs, Part Six

October 22, 2003
Meanderings around Polygamy and Other Marriages
In Defense of Marriage
Federalism, Hypocricy, and the "Partial Birth Abortion" Ban
The Math Dialogs, Part Five

October 21, 2003
The Math Dialogs, Part Four

October 20, 2003
Dreadful Yankee
The Math Dialogs, Part Three

October 17, 2003
Being Normal
The Math Dialogs, Part Two

October 15, 2003
The Math Dialogs, Part One
Whither The Boondocks

October 14, 2003
Phantom Philosophy
Social Security and the Market Fallacy
All the Peanuts You Can Read

October 13, 2003
A Four-Year-Old with a Pair of Pliers
Bill Thrillkiller
Why Am I Reading This?

October 10, 2003
Cuba Libre
Guide to Eating Seafood
Lifesurge
New Spam Technology

October 09, 2003
Epileptic Wing
Preposterous Humans

October 07, 2003
Software Upgrades
"Geek the Leak"?
Monte Cook's Arcana Unearthed
The Deed of Paksennarion

September 29, 2003
Idea Stolen; Film Not Suspect
GSMC Update
Allergies, Pfui
Joan of Arcadia
New Master Maze Set
Alec Baldwin's Money

September 24, 2003
Her's with Me
Q: Where's Osama?
A: Bush Doesn't Know


September 23, 2003
Time for the Beatings, Boys

September 22, 2003
No Clever Title Here
Microsoft Huffs and Puffs at Google
Talk Like a President
Underlined
Today's Meme

September 19, 2003
Pranks Recounted

September 17, 2003
Epicurus the Sage

September 16, 2003
No SCOTUS Role in Recall Vote
Do-Over

September 15, 2003
This Is a Constitution?

September 12, 2003
Now We Do the Moa Dance
As Kentucky So the Nation

September 11, 2003
The Trailer Trash
Big Lies
A Day of Remembrance

September 10, 2003
Drink Pink
Idiots Vote Down Tax Plan That Benefits Idiots
Opus Retournant

September 09, 2003
GSMC Update
Upgrading the Old C Brain
"I Need More Love"

September 08, 2003
Bush's Healthy Forests
The Dumbing of D&D
Going Buggy

September 04, 2003
Lies...

September 03, 2003
A Simple Minimum Wage Argument

August 29, 2003
Hooray for Republicans!
Let Me Tell You What to Think

August 26, 2003
It's Not "Write What You Are"
All the OCRs of Pern

August 22, 2003
One Thousand Words on Criminal Appeals

August 19, 2003
Blue Eyes That Still Twinkle

August 18, 2003
Hooray for Marriage!
Diamonds Aren't Forever, Just Since Last Week
Big GSMC Update

August 15, 2003
Quasi-Military Hand Signals
Iceland's Whale Hunt
1602: A Fair and Balanced Review

August 13, 2003
Read Planet 24

August 12, 2003
Why You Should Read Edmund Crispin

August 08, 2003
Build Your Own Nuclear Reactor
Gore Blimey

August 07, 2003
Y Should You Buy Something Else
I've Got a Preposition for You
Arnold Springer

August 06, 2003
DDCI Appointment Announced
Yellowstone

August 05, 2003
d20: Careful Shot

August 04, 2003
GSMC Update

July 16, 2003
Off to See the Onions and the Eels

July 15, 2003
Read Nowhere Girl

July 14, 2003
A Perfectly Cromulent Blog

July 13, 2003
GSMC Update

July 11, 2003
On "Kennedy's Libertarian Revolution"

July 10, 2003
Crude Physics
O Julia Where Art Thou

July 08, 2003
Sound Card Ragnarok

July 07, 2003
Pentaquark Found
The Avant-Garde Popeye
The Ginger Stampley Miniature Collection

July 06, 2003
Playtime

July 03, 2003
Howard Dean July Meetup

July 02, 2003
Tremors: The Lottery
Greg's Advice to Teens #2

July 01, 2003
Traffic and How To Help
Shell For-Loops Argument Problem

June 29, 2003
SAP Named

June 24, 2003
Superheroes Unmasked
All That Jaws

June 23, 2003
The Hulk
Presidential Economic Records
Please Complain to Yahoo
The Brethren

June 20, 2003
Frothing at the Bar

June 19, 2003
Fox's Thought-Provoking Police Videos

June 17, 2003
Froth'n'wroth
The Crew
The Spiders
Aime ces croissants

June 16, 2003
Save the Whales

June 11, 2003
Admit That I'm Right
Howard Brush Dean for President

June 10, 2003
Corked Bats and Cooked Physics
Speechless

June 09, 2003
Long Day's Journey into Elitism

June 06, 2003
Lager Rhythms Show!
Pretty Pictures (was: A Model of Shear Flow in a Gas)
Impeach President Bush

June 05, 2003
D20 Fighting Frenzy

June 04, 2003
The Rule of Reason

June 03, 2003
Fox Communications Commission

June 02, 2003
2004 Wishlist

May 30, 2003
Posner and the Pragmatism of Bush v. Gore

May 29, 2003
Recipe for Getting Fat
Recipe for a Bachelor Dinner

May 21, 2003
Promote the Progress of Science and Useful Arts

May 20, 2003
Priorities

May 12, 2003
Appropriate Nickname, Al, Considering the Circumstances
What Bush Should Have Known

May 09, 2003
A Lovely Sentence
Blitzed by a Bot

May 08, 2003
League Mimics Art

May 07, 2003
Physicists Are Great

May 05, 2003
What Does "Arrest" Mean?

May 02, 2003
Goodbye, Visible Thongs
Independent Ethnica Considered Harmful
Music Hath Charms

April 30, 2003
Author Visit, by Some Fluke
Dean 2004

April 28, 2003
Towards a New Artistic Convention in Filmmaking

April 21, 2003
Bulletproof Monk

April 18, 2003
Lego Geek Overload

April 17, 2003
What Do You Call a World War?
Race and Population Equilibria
Michael Alan Chary, Esquire

April 16, 2003
Race in America

April 04, 2003
New Weird Al-bum

April 03, 2003
Microsoft Challenges Google?!?

April 01, 2003
Music Has Magic

March 30, 2003
d20: More Monstrous Monks

March 28, 2003
d20 Question: Monks with Natural Weapons?

March 26, 2003
Distinguished Author Pete Vonder Haar Joins Morrow Campaign

March 24, 2003
Lego Star Destroyer

March 20, 2003
The Love Pump Theory of Diamonds, or Why Size Doesn't Matter
Horse Racing Stories

March 19, 2003
Question Day
Master Maze Synopses

March 18, 2003
Pandora's Box Is Nearly Empty

March 17, 2003
Science, Responsibility, and Safeguards
Feeling Shame and Guilt

March 12, 2003
Mmm...French Fries

March 10, 2003
In Some Agreeance with Fred Durst

March 08, 2003
A Foolish Inconsistency

March 07, 2003
Dear Mr. President

March 04, 2003
Justice's Little Secret
Abusive Personalities

March 03, 2003
Snicker

February 28, 2003
I Know I Am But What Are You?

February 27, 2003
Travel Agent Provacateur
"Reform" Is the Worst Kind of Malpractice Error
Skins: Do They Suck, or Are They Just a Waste of Time?

February 26, 2003
Win a Subscription to Salon

February 25, 2003
Grammyless Avril

February 19, 2003
Me and Warren B.

February 13, 2003
Astro City: Local Heroes
Minor Maintenance
A Real Blogger Could Have Gotten More Than 125 Words out of This Essay

February 12, 2003
Impeach Attorney General John Ashcroft

February 11, 2003
Dude, You're Getting a Cell
Plank #162: Demonstrating Vision and Leadership in Corporate Tax Policy

February 10, 2003
Master Maze @ Owlcon Acknowledgements

February 07, 2003
SixthCircuitDoesntSuck.com

February 04, 2003
Owlcon-a-Go-Go
I Want My Al

January 30, 2003
Spell Finesse

January 28, 2003
Nation of Whiners
Iraq Conceived as a John Wayne Metaphor
Four-Winged Dinosaurs

January 27, 2003
Mas Movies
Plank #183b: Nukes

January 22, 2003
What a Piece of Work Is Man

January 21, 2003
Floating in the Bay

January 20, 2003
Waiting for Word

January 16, 2003
Ten Percent Plan v. Hopwood

January 15, 2003
Copyright Ad Infinitum

January 09, 2003
Tyler Pipe

January 08, 2003
Whetting Your Owlcon Appetite
Take It Easy

January 07, 2003
Payroll-free Dividends

January 06, 2003
Jack Chick's Big Daddy
The Dividend Tax

January 02, 2003
Draft Gore in 2004
Liopleurodon

December 30, 2002
Post-War Occupation of Iraq
Sea Pens of the Ancient Past
La Vida Que Va

December 29, 2002
You Might Be a Liberal

December 20, 2002
Cartoon History

December 18, 2002
Supreme Changes

December 16, 2002
Lege Ambition for the Exec
Come Back, Al!

December 11, 2002
Implant Dentistry and the First Amendment

December 10, 2002
The Ioun Crown Affair
WISH 24

December 09, 2002
Froth Campaign 2004: Foreign Policy

December 06, 2002
I Can't Handle The Truth
Pacing in Comics

December 05, 2002
A Sameness Both Bitter and Cruel

December 04, 2002
Important Padilla Decision
FBSA and You

December 03, 2002
WISH 23
Tuesday is Gaming Day

December 02, 2002
The Warm Enveloping Embrace of the Mix

November 23, 2002
Cogent Penetrating Analysis

November 22, 2002
Great Minds Think Alike
Don't Irritate Me, I Know Where You Live
Dogs of the Caucasus

November 21, 2002
Caught in the Backlash
Dungeon Mayhem!

November 19, 2002
Planks a Lot
Cheap Pun = d20 Trinket
Posting the Ten Commandments
Greg's Advice to Teens #1

November 15, 2002
Loose, Pink, and Ankle-Bound

November 14, 2002
Ranto ergo Sum

November 13, 2002
FDA's Big Book o' Bad Bugs
Copyright-Infringing Nerd Freak Porn
39,000 to 4 Sounds About Right

November 12, 2002
For Want of a Dash

November 11, 2002
A Big Stack of Books = Birthday Bliss
Euphemisms of the Court
Fun for Native Speakers
Sort of Nifty in a Way

November 10, 2002
Red Hot Saturday Night

November 07, 2002
Hey Kids! Comics!
Hail the Benedetti

November 06, 2002
Many Unhappy Election Returns of the Day

November 05, 2002
Finding Nemo
Unclear on the Concept
The Wherefores of Voting
And God Created...Me

November 04, 2002
Angel's Physics

October 31, 2002
Utterly Shocking
Consumer Loyalty in the Marketplace of Ideas

October 30, 2002
Munch the d20 Crunch
Curse You, Red Baron!

October 28, 2002
Razors and the Beardless Logician
Gig 'em, Laggies

October 27, 2002
Haiku for a Houston Fall Day
Planks for the Memories

October 25, 2002
Senator Paul Wellstone Has Died
An Axis of One
PCs in the Heart

October 24, 2002
Lore Rates It All
Staves-a-Go-Go

October 23, 2002
Trolling for Google PageRank

October 21, 2002
The Hot Pink Farmhouse
George Bush, Hyphenate

October 17, 2002
The Myth of Brilliance
My Life in d20, Redux

October 16, 2002
d20 Crunchy Bits Are My Life

October 15, 2002
Departure from Ritual Form

October 14, 2002
What the Stylish Entrail-Reader Is Wearing This Year
Dinosaur Mummy
Not to Drop Names

October 11, 2002
WISH 17
Current Afghan Aid Not Exactly Marshall-Analogous
Vote Ron Kirk for U.S. Senate
Marshall Plan v. Afghanistan Aid

October 10, 2002
Afghan Aid Facts
US-Afghan Relations
Morrow 2004
TV Time

October 09, 2002
Spirited Away
Game WISH #7
The Fictional Fifteen

October 07, 2002
SCOTUS to SCONJ: Whatevah!
Firefly
Crisis? What Crisis?
Houston in October

October 04, 2002
Dueling Briefs

October 03, 2002
Heroic Stories
Lingering 2000 Election Resentment
New Jersey Senate Ballot

October 01, 2002
Toll Drug Patents during the Approval Process

September 30, 2002
In re Padilla
Li'l Abner?
Read Dave Hyatt

September 25, 2002
Back to Basics
More Crunchy Bits
I Know Why the Caged Bird Howls Daily

September 24, 2002
More and Better Gore

September 23, 2002
Valeskenderil's Marvelous Concentrator
Who, Bush?

September 19, 2002
The Hands of a Champion
Rock Whores
Read David Handler

September 18, 2002
Rocket Ship to the Stars
Impeach Gale Norton
Post: A Comment

September 17, 2002
Self-Correcting Science

September 16, 2002
Abortion: Essay Most Pointless
The Best Comic Strips
The Right to Bear Arms Responsibly

September 13, 2002
Voyager Graphics
I Want My Miyazaki!
James H. Schmitz
Sincere Plug

September 12, 2002
Building a More Perfect Building

September 11, 2002
11 September 2001

September 09, 2002
On SUVs
Chocolate Chip Cookies

September 06, 2002
Because There's Not a Dennis Miller Show Anymore
War, American Style
Advise and Refuse Consent
We the People

September 05, 2002
WotC Don't Want Me

September 04, 2002
Knit Those Rexes Some Sweaters
Getting Around Town

September 03, 2002
Geek Heaven, Houston

August 28, 2002
Requiem for a God
Science Fiction Does Predict the Future

August 27, 2002
War Talk

August 26, 2002
Physics? You ain't so smart
Re-Elect Gore in 2004

August 22, 2002
Quick Pop Culture Notes
Palestinian Homeland Now

August 21, 2002
1996: A Banner Year for Bad Legislation

August 20, 2002
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