June 29, 2003

SAP Named

I'm pleased to announce an addition to my future Presidential staff. When I am elected, I will appoint Elizabeth Benedetto to the position of Special Assistant to the President. Ms. Benedetto's role will be to serve as liaison to Fox Television for my show, "Who Wants to Marry the President?" Ms. Benedetto will participate in the selection of participants and the planning of events in order to properly assure that the show meets my personal standards of excellence and respects the dignity of the office of the President. Ms. Benedetto will also perform this role during the course of my campaign.

Ms. Benedetto is married to my future White House Chief-of-Staff, Angelo Benedetto, in an act of blatant nepotism that we feel strengthens the traditional role of marriage. Please also see Ms. Benedetto's official biography.

The Morrow Campaign Juggernaut rolls on. Get involved now! Nothing stops the Juggernaut!

Posted by Greg at June 29, 2003 12:36 PM