As I drove past the entrance, the new sign had holly and a festive wreath, and the message "Yes, we're open on Christmas Day!" And I thought, "There's a merchant who goes the extra mile for his loyal patrons on this special holiday," as I passed the jolly old men at the porn superstore.
Posted by Greg at December 19, 2003 9:19 AM
PIMP SANTA (100 words):
He visits all his girls on Christmas Eve, this jolly old elf in the red robes and the leopard-print fedora. The good ones give him 'presents'. The naughty ones get slapped around.
His drop-top sleigh is stylin'. His eight reindeer can't fly, but with the right pills they think they can. Rudolph watches for the fuzz.
He sees you when you're sleeping, and he tapes it too. It doesn't matter if you're nice or not, if you're on his list you will be visited. And don't worry about the neighbors because he doesn't come through the door.
Ho. Ho. Ho.