Dear Fashion God,
I realize we here on Earth are still working off the karmic debt incurred when you introduced miniskirts, but I wanted to dash off a quick note thanking you for deciding that fishnet stockings weren't slutty and trashy any more but were, in fact, now ordinary and acceptable.
Some of your decisions are ineffable to us mortals here on Earth, like skanky stringy hair or man-stubble, but even such deviations are short-lived, and we are blessed by your munificence.
By "we", I mean "adolescent-minded males", of course. It remains unknown to us why women must suffer in your name, but you are ineffable, awful, and unknowable.
Anyway, fishnets. Good on ya, mate.
Sincerely,