I write humorous mini-biographies on occasion. My most recent subject never got back to me with any details about his life, so I couldn't spin my usual web of irresponsible absurdist lies on the framework of his actual life.
So I took the Wikipedia article on the history of Australia and just substituted the subject's name everywhere it said "Australia" and renamed Australian geography after parts of the body.
This seems like the most natural course of events in the world to me. I mean, what else could I do?
You could link to our site, you know. A little extra publicity for us, especially right before a gig, is never a bad thing.
Tuesday night - Mojo Risin' on Shepherd just south of I-10.
Around 8:00.
$5 cover gets you Lager Rhythms for about an hour, and then Kirk Farris.
And Greg is our Roadie.
Dude, if as much as half of your usual audience shows up, the gig'll be shut down by the fire marshal.
I'm proudly a LR fourfer: roadie slash biographer slash doorman slash swag flogger.
One of the more amusing things I've seen on the internets ever was an Amazon reader review of a Family Circus paperback collection which was an Amazon reader review of Brett Easton Ellis's Glamorama with the names search-and-replaced.