By popular request ....
So comics characters have been adapted ino a variety of other media, from film to television to prose to broadway musical to ... rock opera narrated by Stan Lee?
Yes, it's true.
Back in 1975, Marvel released the following gem:
(That's a clickable link that takes you to Amazon, by the way -- in case you want to buy your own).
Through a series of tracks that alternate between songs and spoken-word narration (provided by Stan Lee!), the album takes the listener through Peter's origin -- the Spider-bite, the brief show-biz career, the burglar. It then introduces us (and Peter) to Gwen -- and Dr. Octopus and the Green Goblin! The climax of the album comes when (spoiler alert!) Gwen is murdered by the Goblin atop th Brooklyn Bridge.
Step inside the jump and I'll give you some of the lyrics.
Here are the lyrics to "Spider-Man"
Oh, what is this change
within my being
it feels so strange
like I'm skiing
With the ground so far below me
a natural high
Nothing now can hold me
I can fly
Once I was nothing but a failure
now I know
just who I am
Spider-Man
Once I was helpless
now I rescue those who need me
when I can
Spider-Man
I must be blind
to see this clearly
to speak my name
where none can hear me
I still can't quite believe it
Soaring free
Someone should exceed this guilt
why not me?
Once I was changed in my existence
now I know
just who I am
Spider-Man
Once I was helpless
now I rescue those who need me
when I can
Spider-Man
Most of the music is surprisingly good. "Spider-Man," for example, is a pretty decent take on a Jackson Browne-esque tune, and "Gwendolyn" is pure doo-wop (more than anything, it reminds me of "Beauty School Dropout" from Grease). Dr. Octopus has an psychedelic-rock sound to it that may well have been lifted directly from the Who's "Acid Queen." All of the musical tracks betray similar origins in existing music -- there's not an original note on the album -- but the lifts are all well done.
The lyrics? Well, let's just say the ones I posted are among the better lyrics on the album. The lyricists -- and the liner notes indicate that there were an army of them, mostly employees of the record label -- are clearly not bucking for spots in the Rock & Roll Hall of fame.
Since this Sunday Sog Lyric seems to have morphed into a review, I'll close out by saying that this is probably not an album you will listen to for anything other than its novelty value. But it's a fun novelty album, and the music is eminently listenable.
Posted by Jason Fliegel at May 13, 2007 12:29 PM
Mp3 samples? PLEASE? I'm not asking for entire songs, so it's probably legal under "fair use" laws. I'm just asking for a 30-second sample or so.
PLEASE?
Pretty please?
Actually, I should have linked to CD Universe, because unlike Amazon, they have Real Audio and Windows Media samples of all the tracks.
Oh no, you're not getting off that easy, Fliegel!
Hmmm...I wonder what rock anthems could be repurposed for a Spidey album...?
"All in all I was just a Spider on the wall..."
"The night I drove ol' Goblin down..." (Could tastelessly be done as "The night he dropped ol' Gwen Stacy down...")
"The Wingless Wizard, there has to be a twist; the Wingless Wizard has anti-gravity discs..." (Hey, Spidey's fought the Frightful Four before.)
"A modern-day arachnid mean, mean stride, today's Spider-Man, mean, mean pride..."
"I know it's only Spider-Sense, but I like it, like it, yes I do!"
"I was made for lovin' you, baby, you were made for doin' my laundryyyyyy..." {I call this one "Love Song for MJ" -- I'm sure Gene won't mind.)
And finally, one for Tony Stark, just because...
"Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind..." (Hey, you don't even have to change the lyrics!)
Okay, those are pretty weak. I'm sure someone here can do better than this.
"Getting off easy!?" I listened to the whole album in the course of putting together my post. That's the polar opposite of "getting off easy!"