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| Odds Chart: Who Kills Mace Windu? |
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May 21, 2002
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Based on a conversation on a mailing list I frequent, where someone suggested that Baby Fett should be given the Minority Report pre-crime execution treatment...
At 10:07 AM 5/21/2002, Pete wrote:
>Why bother? Going strictly by the films so far, Boba
>Fett doesn't kill *anyone*. The "most feared bounty
> hunter in the galaxy" has the lowest body count of
>any of the characters in the series, including Wicket
>and Jar Jar.
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> Maybe Boba Fett will get his kill
>on in Episode III. We can only hope.
Based on the Inigo Montoya model, I expect Boba 'seven with one blow' Fett to have Mace Windu's blood on his hands, but I can't possibly see how. Perhaps he's the most feared bounty hunter based on one lucky shot...
To me, that's the interesting thing for Ep 3: Who whacks Windu?
| 5:2 | Windu gives in to his BMF anger, goes darkside and Yoda gives him a lightsaberroot-canal. | | 10:1 | Boba Fett, with Slave One, in the asteroid field | | 8:1 | Jar-Jar, whose ears fold up into a familiar hood to reveal that he is secretly Darth Sidious, touches the purple lightsaber and Mace dies of apoplexy. | | 6:1 | In a tense scene where Mace is questioning Amidala about who twisted the promising Padawan towards the dark side, she admits to her role and then stabs Mace with the dagger hidden in her bosom[1]. She later denies everything and marries Bail to prevent him from testifying at her trial. | | 9:2 | In a moment of Jedi clarity induced by smuggled Corelian Spice, Mace has a vision of the future. He screams "Yub Yub! Yub YUB!" and puts his lightsaber under his chin and flips the power switch.
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Michael
[1]"All Women have hidden daggers in their bosoms."[2]
[2] Or so says SPI's "John Carter Warlord of Mars"
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| .:Posted by Michael on May 21, 2002 12:27 PM:.
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we all know mace windu is going to die. but how? i think the best/honorable way to go through with it is by the hands of boba fett!! windu killed boba's dad and everyone felt sorry for him when we all saw it, so boba really, REALLY needs to blast him with his father's blasters.
| .:Posted by gage hatfield
( total) on July 14, 2003 3:11 AM:. |
I think there should be a attle between count dooku and master windu and the dath sidous sneak up a lend count dooku a hand to destroy mace windu: so he does not go out like a wimp!!
| .:Posted by angel
( total) on August 6, 2003 7:07 AM:. |
I think there should be a attle between count dooku and master windu and the darth sidous sneak up a lend count dooku a hand to destroy mace windu: so he does not go out like a wimp!!
| .:Posted by angel
( total) on August 6, 2003 7:07 AM:. |
No way. Windu is only going to be killed my a massive attack. Theres gonna be a fat battle scene with the Jedi Council and the Sith Council. (yes it does exist). A clone of Darth Maul, Sidious, Tyrannis, and some other Dark Jedi, and the Jedi Council duke it out, and then it comes down to Tyrannis and Windu. Tyrannis whacks Windu, Yoda whacks Tyrannis. Easy.
| .:Posted by Fanan
( total) on August 8, 2003 7:00 AM:. |
Windu will go out with a bang. If Boba Fett kills Windu, it will only happen because Windu is incapacitated. Come on, Boba Fett kill a Jedi Master second to Yoda? Please. I'll be highly upset if thats what happens. I'm more interested in seeing Obi-Wan and Annikan dukeing it out. I though Annikan would be the one to slay Tyrannus, but I've heard a few times that Yoda gets him. Who knows, too much speculation.
| .:Posted by Fission
( total) on October 6, 2003 2:32 AM:. |
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