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So, after the HTown Blogs drink-together last night someofuswent to Star Pizza for a late dinner so the alcohol in our stomachs would have some company. I was the only representative of my gender there.
<Embarrasing ex-boyfriend story number one.><Embarrasing ex-husband story number one.><Embarrasing ex-boyfriend story number two.>
"Michael, you're being quiet. Don't you have an embarrassing ex-girlfriend story to tell?"
[A Shoe Drops. Wait for it...]
My wife:"Tell them about Heidi." [The faint whistling sound of a shoe in the air...]
Me :"What in particular about Heidi?" <"The blowjob story...">My wife:"The blowjob story!" [Thud.]
No getting out of it. Close to the end of said story, a non-blogger friend of Audra's joined us.
Me:"Hello, <total stranger>, I'll just continue with my blowjob story now."
Pause for Laughter (Comedy is all about Timing)...
Me:My name is Larry.