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| An irregularly updated journal of my Fair and Balanced thoughts, reactions, opinions, biases, outrages, strategies, victories, and commentary. Whatever it is, it's much too subtle to be considered a parody... |
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| No, really. Let's not talk about where I was shopping when I saw this. |
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January 18, 2003
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Ginger calls them "Boots of Striding and Stomping". To me, it just looks like Orc Fashion. Somebody wakes up and says 'I don't want to wear my regular shit-kickers, I need some style in my footwear choices today. After all, today I have to see the judge and apply for for that job...' Yeah, just like that. That would be exactly how it would be that someone would leave the house with a pair of these babies on their feet.
Still, it could be worse. If you navigate yourself around the site to the Horny Boots, you'll find a link to the Goth Accessories that you'll need to go with that. Like the lovely "Pentogram" adorned backpack that is coincidentally shaped like a coffin. Can't you hear it calling to your dark tortured soul all the way from London across the Internet? I know I can.
The amazing part is that the whole Coffin Accessory line (the backpack, the purse, the wallet) are more tasteful than the "Black Leather Corset Backed" backpack. I don't know if the red body beneath the (mostly open) corset is more disturbing than the jaguar print body. But hey, if you ever need a goth accessory, there are many places that sell them and this is one of them.
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| .:Posted by Michael on January 18, 2003 8:27 PM:.
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