An irregularly updated journal of my Fair and Balanced thoughts, reactions, opinions, biases, outrages, strategies, victories, and commentary. Whatever it is, it's much too subtle to be considered a parody...
So, I read Kuff's recent post Slacktivist takes on "Left Behind". I don't have any comment on the contents, because the orthodoxy or heterodoxy of post-Rapture Christian Fiction is pretty irrelevant to my life. However, I did have the following email exchange with the mighty Kuff.
Me:
'Slacktivist takes on "Left Behind"'-- I can't decide if I was disappointed or relieved that this wasn't about pinko-commie gay porn...
Kuff:
Now you've done it. I'm trying to imagine what pinko-commie gay porn would be like. Damn you, Croft!
Me:
"Tractor Pull"--hot hot hot heroic-worker-on-means-of-production action. After years of submission to the bourgeoisie, the workers of the world rise up, losing their chains. When the proletariat becomes dominant, it's "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!" -- 69 minutes, rated NC-17
At one point my wife and I discussed what libertarian porn would be like. It's amazing how similar it is to the pinko-commie stuff...