Me:	So, I can't turn in the forms that the forms said to turn in.
Clerk:	No, sir, you can mail those forms in, but we use different forms here.
Me:	I have forms for me and forms for my wife.
Clerk:	Your wife would have to appear in person.
Me:	But her signature is notarized like the form requires.
Clerk:	You should mail the forms in. You have everything in order to do that.
Me:	So, you'd take the forms by mail, but I can't hand them to you and have you accept them?
Clerk:	It's better to mail them to the other address. If you mailed them to us, we'd have to forward them to the other address, and that would take an extra day.
Me:	That's fine by me, they're not even due this week. Can you pretend you got them from me by mail and forward them to the other address?
Clerk:	No, I'm afraid I can't do that, sir.

Me:Miss, can I assume that you realize that this is fscked up?