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If the insulation for the wires to the igniter on your gas stove fails due to the 900° heat of the self-cleaning feature and the positive lead welds itself to a ground-connected metal plate and this causes the heavy-duty relays of the lower relay board assembly to short out and cause the oven to stop working, you'll be glad if you've called professional appliance repair people to fix it, because gas+electricity can add up to death, and no home appliance repair is worth dying for.
Thus endeth the lesson.