An irregularly updated journal of my Fair and Balanced thoughts, reactions, opinions, biases, outrages, strategies, victories, and commentary. Whatever it is, it's much too subtle to be considered a parody...
An (anonymous at hir request) friend received this unusual object for a wedding present and has been trying to identify it. The guesses range from "hot-wheels ramp" to "post modern candy dish" to "decorative thingy with no purpose" (I know people like that...).
They're all wrong. I saw this thing on an episode of Star Trek. It was in Kirk's bedroom (this may have been in Mirror, Mirror, or perhaps it was in the Animated Series (where they introduced Cat Girls to animated American SF...)).
The only thing it could possibly be is a Commemorative Star Trek James Tiberius Kirk Condom Dish.
I mean, really. Does anything else make more sense?
I rather think it looks like the next evolutionary stage of the guitar pick, when it crawls on its three legs out of a dank pocket and onto dry land....
(Or maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.)
.:Posted by Karen
( total) on October 5, 2004 5:26 PM:.