An irregularly updated journal of my Fair and Balanced thoughts, reactions, opinions, biases, outrages, strategies, victories, and commentary. Whatever it is, it's much too subtle to be considered a parody...
Pete blogs about the nasty practice of preserving your loved ones by taxidermy. While my gorge rose at the thought of corpses in the living room as hosts for household pests, I have to admit that the part where they talked about posing deceased loved ones in sexy lingerie and the effects of freeze-drying on penile implants to be profoundly disturbing.
NP: Austin Lounge Lizards: Grampa's Hologram
EDIT: Alas, it's almost certainly a hoax article. The site listed in the New Times article is registered to New Times Media. These are the same wacky guys whose Houston Press did a fake "Save Our Blight!" article a few years ago, so that they aren't truthful isn't overly surprising.