Cold as ice
Posted by pete
at November 13, 2003 12:20 PM
Film Threat has published "The Frigid 50," its annual counterpoint to the numerous masturbatory rankings of the most powerful/hottest movie personalities released every year by magazines like Premiere.
My whopping six entries are sprinkled throughout, though I'm not going to specify which ones they are. Just in case Eddie Murphy reads my blog.
Oops.
"It’s almost like witnessing the Olsen twins’ first menstruation scene ... only bloodier." -- see, I think it's really unfair of you to neither confirm nor deny authorship of this line. While it has turned out to be more difficult than I originally thought to get your blog highly ranked on the search term "Hannity AND Asshole", I suspect that "'Olsen twins' AND menstruation'" might be your ticket to success.
"And Emmanuelle Lewis is tall and just taking a break from acting." I am sure you didn't write this line, because I don't think you're the one who has conflated soft-core starlet Laura Gemser and the star of Webster.
Sadly, "Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals" did not involve a charming South American patriot killing and eating Webster, Urkel, and Punky Brewster. But it should have.
"It’s almost like witnessing the Olsen twins’ first menstruation scene ... only bloodier." -- see, I think it's really unfair of you to neither confirm nor deny authorship of this line. While it has turned out to be more difficult than I originally thought to get your blog highly ranked on the search term "Hannity AND Asshole", I suspect that "'Olsen twins' AND menstruation'" might be your ticket to success.
"And Emmanuelle Lewis is tall and just taking a break from acting." I am sure you didn't write this line, because I don't think you're the one who has conflated soft-core starlet Laura Gemser and the star of Webster.
Sadly, "Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals" did not involve a charming South American patriot killing and eating Webster, Urkel, and Punky Brewster. But it should have.