February is many things, actually. Most of us know it as Black History Month, but did you know February was also:
American Heart Health Month? (take that, Swaziland)
Adopt a Rabbit Month? (I hear they're heart healthy)
Pet Dental Month? (makes sense, seeing as how rabbits have such big teeth)
National Cancer Prevention Month?
Make A Blanket Month? (keep those tumors warm)
Bird Feeding Month?
Termite Awareness Month?
Perhaps we could become more aware of our termites by feeding them to the birds.
Not to take away from any of these worthy causes, but at A Perfectly Cromulent Blog, February is Simpsons Quote Month. This means that the title of each entry next month (with one exception) will be a quote from Matt Groening's long-running TV show. You may or may not recognize it, that's not my problem. However, I assure you each quote used will be appropriately hilarious and incisive (or will at least include the word "troglodyte").
There's no real point to this, chalk it up to general late winter malaise. And just be happy I'm not doing a Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Quote Month.
Good call in avoiding the Gomer Pyle tribute. Every other post would be called "I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world" or "Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?" or "I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."
Oh yeah, different Pyle.
Pete at Perfectly Cromulent Blog, has decided that February be Simpsons Quote Month. I couldn't agree more. Let it be known then, that all posts are recommended to have a Simpsons quote as a closing tag line or worked into......
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And just when I thought this blog couldn't get any more cromulent...
"Oh, sure, he's just a little harmless bunny rabbit. He'll do you a trick, mate!"
Yep, definitely trim those bunny teeth.