"Feelin' groovy," indeed:
HURLEY, New York (AP) -- Art Garfunkel pleaded guilty to marijuana possession in upstate New York and paid $200 in fines.
Garfunkel, 62, of Manhattan, was charged with unlawful possession of marijuana after state police stopped his limousine for speeding January 17 in Hurley, 55 miles southwest of Albany.
The trooper who stopped the limo, in which Garfunkel was the lone passenger, smelled marijuana and found a bag containing 6 grams of the drug in Garfunkel's jacket pocket, police said.
6 grams? Art must've gotten screwed on the take from his recent reunion tour with Simon. 6 grams isn't even a quarter bag. If he'd had more on him, maybe Mr. Garfunkel wouldn't have been in such a hurry to score some more.
Of course, it's a good thing New York's drug laws were amended in the late '70s, otherwise he might've seen some harsher penalties.
Oh, I forgot, he's white. Never mind.
He was probably on his way to see Julio down by the schoolyard.
At least he wasn't driving while under the influence. I guess having a driver does offer certain benefits.