Traci Lords in 36 today.
Lords (born Nora Kuzma) would've been a year ahead of me in high school when the shit was hitting the fan about her underage adult movie career. Then, as now, I wouldn't have had a chance in hell of going out with her.
Of course, it's for a different reason now.
So that makes you 35? And yes, you wouldn't have had a chance.....