Can Calista Flockhart and Jennifer Connelly be far behind?
Representatives for George W. Bush are hoping to recruit actress Lara Flynn Boyle for campaigning duties, after she publicly declared her support for the American President. The former star of The Practice, 34, has gone against the grain of a large number of her Hollywood counterparts to pledge her support for the Republican leader. She says, "I'm Irish Catholic, so a Democrat by blood. But I'm 100 per cent for Bush. I want my president to be like my agent: not afraid of people, but wants my best interest." And a Bush spokesman has welcomed the news, telling Us Weekly, "If she's amenable, obviously we would try to find something interesting and useful for her to do."
If Bush was really "like your agent," he would've created a Cabinet position for you. Might I suggest Secretary of Eat a Goddamn Pork Chop?
That Republican convention's gonna be one hell of a barn burner this year. They've got Boyle - who'll play Le Marche Militaire on her ribcage, Bruce Willis (can a Bruno and the Heaters reunion be in the offing?), Tom Selleck will offer free moustache rides to the Bush twins, and Mel Gibson will kick things off in the blockbuster opening, featuring the Rockettes performing their Passion of the Christ-inspired "Go-Go Golgotha."
I'll be glued to the TV, let me tell you.
Upon further meditation, another relationship:
For any group, style + substance = constant.
Yeah.
I assume the Selleck mustache rides will be going for the usual rate of $0.05 for the rest of the attendees.
I would have thought she'd be anti-bush (no capitalization on purpose).
As probably your only full-time Tighty Righty Rethuglican reader, I can only say:
That was pretty dang funny!
If I remember my calculus correctly:
As the conservatism of a group increases, the style/substance ratio approaches infinity.