Congratulations to Chuck and his lovely wife on the arrival of their new baby girl. Finally, someone to commiserate with on the purchase of firearms and bloomers.
The dude obviously has other things on his mind. So I didn't have the heart to point out the following humorous typo: "mother and daughter were 'DONG' fine."
Snicker, snicker. He said "dong."
My daughter's only two, and I've already scoped out some very good places in which to hide several bodies, if need be.
I've...said too much.