June 8, 2004

"Chilling. Absolutely chilling."

Posted by pete at June 8, 2004 1:18 AM

Not my words, but rather those of the proprietor of the Jesus of the Week page in reference to this week's selection:

jebus.jpg

My personal caption would read, "Grizzly Adams, after bringing Ben to the petting zoo, suddenly hit upon a horrible idea."

Thanks to The Thing That Walks Like a Man for the link.

Hail, hail,
Fire and snow.
Call the angel
We will go.

Far away.
For to see.
Friendly Angel
Come to me.

Hail, hail,
Fire and snow.
Call the angel
We must go.

Far to come
Far to see
Friendly Angel
Come to me.

Aaaa! death to you all! death to you all!

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on June 8, 2004 8:24 AM

The little girl in the pink seems to be saying "Jesus touched me inappropriately..."

I'll just go to hell now.

--Posted by Michael on June 8, 2004 8:40 AM

And the Lord said, "I'm gonna rise up!"

--Posted by Curmudgeon on June 8, 2004 9:17 AM

Didn't that guy Jesus from "The Big Lebowski" have to go door-to-door in his neighborhood under Megan's Law for this sort of thing?

--Posted by Norbizness on June 8, 2004 9:50 AM

"The Lord hath cumeth!"

--Posted by The SpinMD on June 8, 2004 9:58 AM

Man, you guys sure are lucky that God has been in a New Testament mood for the last 2000+ years.

--Posted by denny on June 8, 2004 10:02 AM

Playing on your caption, Pete... how about, "Jesus goes to the petting zoo?"

Yes, I know. I am going to hell. But y'all are coming with me.

--Posted by Curmudgeon on June 8, 2004 10:15 AM

Little Billy: "Jesus, now I know what they mean when they say 'the right hand of God'."

--Posted by The SpinMD on June 8, 2004 10:18 AM

For the record, we didn't make this cover. We just comment on it. Blame the folks who like lots of touching with their worship.

--Posted by Curmudgeon on June 8, 2004 10:20 AM

Jesus touched me, this I know,
because my Mom's shrink told me so.
Little ones by him are owned
They are weak and he looks stoned

--Posted by Michael on June 8, 2004 4:34 PM

Is the kid in the blue Sgt. Pepper's costume a young George Harrison?

--Posted by Michael on June 8, 2004 9:20 PM

Hoo Lord
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