June 21, 2004

Understatement, thy name is law enforcement

Posted by pete at June 21, 2004 12:41 AM

The CNN link reads: "Police: Bodies in lake 'suspicious'"

Suspicious? What makes them say that?

PLEASANT PRAIRIE, Wisconsin (AP) -- A father and two sons missing from Chicago for more than a month were identified Sunday as the bodies that washed ashore on Lake Michigan bound together by nylon rope and tied to bags filled with sand.

Must be the nylon. Wisconsin murderers typically use hemp rope. And cinderblocks.

Lame jokes aside, and as Tim points out in the comments, it's a horrible story.

Sand? Bags filled with sand can't possibly be expected to provide the permanent disappearance that so many wiseguys crave! Concrete shoes, buddy.

horrible f*!*%ng story, nevertheless

--Posted by Tim on June 21, 2004 7:58 AM

I wonder what they're suspicious of?

"This is suspicious, Watson. It may look like a murder where someone dumped the bodies but I'm not convinced. I suspect fair play..."

--Posted by Michael on June 21, 2004 8:17 AM



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