June 30, 2004

"Are you saying 'boo' or 'Boo-urns?'"

Posted by pete at June 30, 2004 11:43 AM

What's that? A combination Simpsons quote/caption contest entry all at once? Excelsior!

(idea swiped from Norbizness)

Giuliani: Jeez, they're booing you, Dick. Maybe we shouldn't have flashed your picture on the Jumbotron.
Cheney: F*** you, Giuliani.

Thank you and good night.

You're right, Rudy, wearing this fucking hat is MUCH easier than that fucking-rub-Rogaine-all-over-your-head bullshit.

--Posted by Norbizness on June 30, 2004 10:45 AM

Millions Of Years Ago, Before Sigourney Weaver...
No contest, but a practice one for you aspiring captioners amongst the gawking rabble (as well as any others you'd like to improve on, including the additional captions below the fold in the extended entry). Remember to click on the......
--Posted to Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness on Jun 30, 2004 10:51 AM:.

Wow, what a marvelous story! It can't get much better than that. Yanks win, Cheney loses. :)

--Posted by blurker gone bad on June 30, 2004 11:34 AM

Dick Cheney in a Yankees hat.

As if I needed another reason to hate the Evil Empire

--Posted by Tim on June 30, 2004 11:57 AM

Cheney: You know, the Sox are fucking commies. "Red" Sox? Are you fucking kidding me?

Rudy: They WERE once called the Boston Americans, Mr. Vice-President.

Cheney: And I was once called a human being. What's your fucking point, dickwipe?

--Posted by jpb on June 30, 2004 1:02 PM

Rudy: so, you gonna be in town for this summer's Republican National Convention?

Dick: you bet your sweet ass, I am! Did you heear about the out-of-state talent getting flown in?

Rudy: hear about it?!?! Heck, I helped organize it.

Dick: My old lady only likes it missionary position these days. So, ya know...

Rudy: Amen, brother. I've been there before.

--Posted by denny on June 30, 2004 1:55 PM

Seriously. Take the judge duck hunting. Rudy, a little grease where it's needed and Werner Klemperer will rue the day he thought of suing you for impersonating Colonel Klink...

--Posted by Michael on June 30, 2004 6:56 PM

"So seriously, Rudy, the blood of innocents keeps your hands so velvety soft?"

"You're soaking in it, Dick!"

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on July 1, 2004 1:06 PM



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