The guy at my local burrito join who looks like Suge Knight but I'm pretty sure is Not Suge Knight made my burrito today.
PVH: Could I get that cut in half?
NSK: I don't think so, man. It's pretty soggy.
PVH: Yeah, my wife doesn't like the rice, so that tends to happen.
NSK: ...
PVH: So, I guess that's a negative.
NSK: Not unless you've got anything else to cut.
PVH: Not on me, no.
I've rationalized my cowardice by realizing it was a pretty soggy burrito.