Sick of the blatant liberal bias in your freezer section? Tired of flavors with anti-American names like "Cherry Garcia" and "Karamel Sutra?" Well, look no further...Star Spangled Ice Cream is here.
From the touching tribute to the Gipper on the front page to Ted Nugent's stirring endorsement of their "Gun Nut" ice cream, I think we've finally found something as deliciously cold as Ann Coulter:
"This ice cream is awesome!” proclaims The Nuge. “After I kill and grill it, I top my wild game off with a bowl of GUN NUT!"
No word on The Nuge's endorsement of banging underaged girls, however. But who cares? SSIC donates $1 to the Gun Owners Foundation's education project, which includes advice for dealing with a visit from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. No pushing, kids!
And check out these great flavors:
Choc and Awe
I Hate the French Vanilla
Nutty Environmentalist
Iraqi Road
Rushmallow
What, no Kerry Waffle Cones? Or Gore's Sour Grape? What about Hillary Carpetbagger Crunch? You guys obviously aren't trying very hard.
(Found on Bob and David's web site)
Might I suggest "Columbine Crunch?" How about a flavor for Ann Coulter called "Eva Braunie?" I'd say they should name another flavor for Rush Limbaugh, but Ben & Jerry already have: Chunky Monkey. How about Delicious Militious? Aryana Banana?
- NRApple Pie
- Pro-life Lime Sorbet
- Chocolate Deficit Explosion
- Weapons of Mass Deliciousness (chucks promissed; none found)
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Oo! oo! can I play?
Malkin Cookies
Chubby Shrubby (watch out for the pretzels!)
Kellogg, Brown and Raspberry
Fox Nougat Network (the chocolate chips are embedded)
Dessert Storm
Coalition of the Chilling
But don't worry, vegetarians, there's something for you too:
Condoleeza Rice Dream
OMG, this looks like fun! How about:
1. cherry BILLnilla (flavor that bursts in your mouth)
2. RUMsfeld Nut (OUTTA CONTROL delicious)
3. ORRINge sherbet (good but leaves a bad taste in your mouth)
4. cheney chew (one try is more than enough)
On hot August days, nothing beats a cold bowl of Gun Nut ice cream.