September 1, 2004
For Peenman, wherever I may find him
Posted by pete at September 1, 2004 12:06 AMA picture is sometimes worth less than a thousand words:
"Dude, check it out. I paused the DVD right where Friedkin spliced in that frame of the leering demon face."
I suppose you can do better?
J: I'm Jenna Bush. Every 24 seconds a child is born in America who will grow up to look like her mother, or worse. My sister looks like my dad.
B: While this tragedy cannot be avoided, the impact of it on young lives can be lessened by diverting attention from our faces.
J: Please give gererously to "The Bush Twins Breast Implant Fund". The Fund provides breast implants to young, republican women to let them lead normal lives in suburban households with 2.3 children, back problems, and a lack of sensation in our nipples.
B: Your gift of five hundred, a thousand, or five thousand dollars is tax-deductible or can be anonymous if you don't want your wife to find out.
J: And while, like our father, we must winkingly claim that there is no 'quid pro quo' for large donations, we think your gift will be very helpful in providing access to Bush for appropriate contributors.
B: <giggle>
L: I'm Laura Bush, and I approved this message.
Further proof that Laura Bush is indeed a Stepford Wife.
::shivering::
OMG, if I were a guy, there wouldn't be enough liquor in the world...
With apologies to Anthony Perkins: "Mother?"