September 9, 2004

Repent, Florida

Posted by pete at September 9, 2004 11:31 AM

You gotta be kidding me...

holy shit

This is divine retribution for all those Gay Day celebrations at Disneyworld, right? I'm sure that's what Falwell would tell us.

I'm also glad I got to visit Jamaica before it was destroyed.

My ex lives in Florida. I am quite sure that she and the now-fiance she bailed on me for have in fact invited this wrath of karma on the entire state of their residence.

At least that's what I'll choose to keep believing.

--Posted by Curmudgeon on September 9, 2004 10:41 AM

Tell them to move to Georgia. My grandmother's getting sick of this shit.

--Posted by Pete on September 9, 2004 11:06 AM

Found your site searching for "cromulent."

Actually, strange as it sounds, before hurricae Charlie, I had a dream which featured God using a big eraser to erase a few states from our union...

Perhaps He's planning to erase the ones who don't know how to count votes and help correct our electionary process.

--Posted by Bill on September 9, 2004 5:41 PM

This is obviously part of a right wing conspiracy to skew the vote. hmmmm maybe Madeline Albright really did sell her soul.....

Pete,
We just got power back yesterday and everybody's fine. Can't say the same for some of my co-workers... and now this;c'est la vie. My folks went gambling in Shreveport, LA (they usually escape danger within a day or so)and with NOAA's record, I'm guessing you guys may get this. If we do though, we'll just hunker down and hope for the best!

--Posted by Macinfla on September 9, 2004 5:55 PM

what a brutal run for Floridians. The new track shows it going west of the state...hopefully things work out

--Posted by Tim on September 9, 2004 6:02 PM

I'm sure it's been said, but it's the karmic payback for choosing GWB as pResident.

--Posted by Arielle on September 9, 2004 8:02 PM

I guess then West Hollywood is next... Hell - all of california has it coming ;-)

--Posted by Angel on September 9, 2004 10:13 PM

Cheney Predicts More Hurricanes if Polls Stay Close
Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking at a campaign rally in Coral Gables, told Florida residents that more hurricanes will continue to pound the state until Floridians decide not to vote for John Kerry. "It's absolutely essential that Floridians decide......
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