For the record, I was playing golf with OJ at the time:
Authorities are investigating a suspicious mailing -- initially thought to be a bomb -- that was sent to bestselling author John Grisham at his farm in Albemarle County.
"It appeared to be a potentially explosive device," said Lee Catlin, a spokeswoman for the county. "But a state police evaluation determined it was not a functional explosive device."
County fire marshal Bob Lowry said Tuesday the large envelope was placed in Grisham's mailbox Saturday but was not delivered by the U.S. Postal Service.
Those Illuminati buffoons misunderstood me; I didn't wish death on Grisham, just his career.
Right, so we know it wasn't from you, Pete, or it would have been functional ;-)