October 1, 2004

"It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her."

Posted by pete at October 1, 2004 1:17 AM

Cash in your chips now, everyone who bet on Patty in the "Who's the gay Simpsons character" contest:

Hit cartoon series The Simpsons is pushing for gay marriage rights in America with a shocking episode featuring chain-smoking twin Patty wedding another woman. Animated father Homer is ordained as a minister and marries Marge's sister to her dream woman in the eagerly-awaited show, which criticizes American President George W Bush's refusal to allow homosexual marriage.

For those of you playing at home, Patty pays off 5 to 1.

Seriously, why won't The Simpsons go away, but not before it slips me a large dose of Sodium Amytal so I can forget the last five seasons?

--Posted by norbizness on October 1, 2004 9:49 AM

Duh... or rather, doh! I am shocked! No really, shocked! Norb has a point, I'm shocked they are still on! Does Fox keep Zoidberg - possibly as a Seinfeldesque spin off? No. Yipes. Network execs.....

--Posted by Macinfla on October 1, 2004 12:48 PM



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