Texas A&M lost to Baylor for the first time since 1985? Not even oft-vilified coach R.C. Slocum ever let that happen.
Okay, the "death watch" thing is a bit much. But Baylor? Guess the Bears were chafing a bit about that 57-point loss in College Station last year.
UPDATE: Reports are trickling in about the extent of damage caused by the celebrations in Waco last night. Apparently most of the students were up until almost 10:30 PM, and several books at Jesse H. Jones Library were not returned to their proper shelves.
Animals.
And you really care about this shit?" The real news is that my son's soccer team went 6 and 2 this season and courtesy of ibejo.com here are my assistant coach's comments...4 year olds rock!
"My son's soccer team finished out the season last night by issuing a absolute ass pounding of the other team....12-2. That's not even a fucking soccer score. That's just fucking embarrassing. Two goals for my young man. [4 for mmine] Awesome. I love coaching. My co-coach's wife was quoted as saying "Wow, that was like playing against a bunch of kids from the little yellow bus". Yes it was Laura, and thank you for noticing!
When it was 6-2 in the game, [We} got to do something[we] wanted to do all season - put all three of [our] girls in at the same time: Erin, Venetia and Nicole. The other team thought we were trying to be nice to them. I knew better - we were unleashing satan's spawn. These three cute young ladies proceeded to throw elbows, smash, bash and generally just flat out embarrass the other team's boys. Oh, and did I mention they scored 5 additional goals. Venetia was fucking on fire - 3 goals. She was awesome last night - it was great to see.
Georgia beat who? Ya know I went to Gainesville last week, and there's a college there? No shit. Who knew?
ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
At least it wasn't televised!
And Georgia beat Florida, which means my landlord won't find my bloated decomposing body at some point next week.