So, I saw Blade: Trinity.
Sorry. Too easy.
(1) How about "It's the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost of suck!"
(2) I want more vampires with Atari T-shirts and sweat-absorbing wristbands for no apparent reason.
(3) BTW, have you read any stories about Wesley Snipes.. in some sort of fit of cereal-box method acting.. _staying in character_ when the camera wasn't rolling? A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Oh jeez!
I knew it. Bully for me in blowing off the group going to it yesterday.
It's a Good-Suck-Suck Matrix Trilogy, not a Good-Suck-Good Indiana Jones Trilogy apparently.
Too bad. I was hoping for a decent third installment.
So now we learn that the esteemed Mr. Goyer is in the early stages of talks to bring DC superhero The Flash to the big screen. Apparently Reynolds has been tagged as the early choice for the lead role.
So: given the fact that you hate Goyer but like Reynolds and wish he had a larger role, which factor will win out? Would Reynolds be able to rescue a Goyer helmed superhero movie from the Bottomless Pits of Suckitude?
And while I’ve long accepted the fact that one of the side effects of vampirism is how it confers black belts in aikido upon all who become undead, do they also have to come back as Eurotrash? Don’t any vampires wear flannel?
*Can't...stop...laughing...*