Like most people, I hadn't given former Sabbath/Rainbow frontman and current Barbara Hershey lookalike Ronnie James Dio much thought until Tenacious D wrote a song about him a few years back. Imagine my surprise when I checked his website and discovered he's been releasing almost an album a year since the early '80s. Small wonder some refer to him as the "Cliff Richard of Metal."
And he also severed his thumb in a gardening accident last year. Thank you, internet.
Not that I would have bought his albums, of course, even had I known about them. What would be the point, since I now have access to the dark majesty of the Ronnie James Dio Lyric Generator?
Throw a couple "baby baby babys" in there and you'd have a Led Zeppelin lyrics generator.
Thanks, as always is the case with crap like this, to The Thing that Walks Like a Man.
No, no, no: bad link. The RJD Lyric Generator is here:
http://www.themetallian.com/metallian/metal/generators/diolyrics.html