One of the many reasons to simultaneously love and hate the internet: Steve Perry fan fiction (via Metafilter):
By now Nancy is up and once again trying to get out of the kitchen. She runs past Steve but he grabs her around the waist and spins her around. He has her pinned against the refrigerator. His face is about an inch from hers.
"I’m going to ask you this question again. If you look me in the eye when you answer it, I might believe you! Are you screwing that guy!?"
Nancy puts her hands on his chest and she looks him right in his eyes and without blinking, or even wavering
"No!!! I am NOT screwing him…!!!"
Powerful stuff.
Fanfic is everywhere these days, seems like no matter how much you Keep on Runnin', you can't Escape. Any Way You Want It, these mysterious writers will continue to Lay it Down, and while some welcome it with Open Arms, others insist on going their Separate Ways, so you might as well Be Good to Yourself and check it out.
As for myself, I will Faithfully continue to read the site, and if you ever find out who the author of this story is, please Send Her My Love, since I'm pretty sure the Girl Can't Help It. She was Raised on the Radio, after all.
Okay, I'm done.
That website is actually more frightening than the bizarro adult-with-a-pixie-cut Peter Pan site. Oh well, I guess the Wheel in the Sky keeps on turning.
It's the new school of fiction called "Banal Realism". It provides the verneer of plausibility to fiction by events and dialog so banal that seem unlikely to have been created as part of a plan or a greater effort. Also called "Unintelligent Design" or sometimes "Unintelligible Design", work in this school is intended to prove the universal truism that something can be "so stupid it has to be true!"
Is the unnamed him Nick Beggs from Kajagoogoo?
http://www.kajagoogoo.com/nick.shtml
If so, then I see why Steve is upset. He can't keep up with that pretty-boy, looking like he does like the byproduct of a diseased muskrat/Crystal Gayle encounter.
Sniff, sniff. The tales in the "Romance" section touched the recesses of my soul with their poignant beauty.
Finally, I have found something to surpass the homoerotic Transformers slash fiction that taught me to laugh...to love...to live.
Best upper-right photo ever!
World's Stupidest Bottom Burp? Rick, Britian...
Yours truly,
Toxith O'Grady, USA
What is up the present tense in these stories? And that velvety background, the celtic knot icons? What is the connection? I don't know!
Happy New Year, Pete!
This may be the saddest thing I have ever read. I bet many agree with me. Wonder Who's Cryin Now?