My long-awaited review for Hitch, starring Will Smith, Eva Mendes, and Kevin James' total lack of dignity can be read here.
As much as I was expecting it to suck, it actually wasn't that bad. Blame my flu-softened brain.
Good review, Pete. I especially like the way you ever-so-smoothly slipped in that shot at Grisham's moribund skills as a writer. I have to admit, I think Will Smith is still as cute as a bug's ear. If we could harness his onscreen charm and energy, we could rule the world! Hey wait, Bush thinks we already do.
I am depressed that you dared state the truism of chubby dorks never getting the beauty queen. How dare hollywoodland portray the opposite of reality as experienced by me?
Be honest, people: who didn't want to kill a few people after seeing the trailer that exclusively featured Kevin James dancing?
Okay so I saw this movie...meh. Eva Mendes, how do you have a career?? I am a Will Smith fan, I will admit it. He is a sexy beast. And I am also a huge Kevin James fan, I love his stand-up. But as far as Hitch is concerned...meh. I'm just glad someone else was paying for my ticket because...meh.
>Mendes never really impresses, beyond filling out a sweater admirably
Nice job. What a classy way to say she has nice tits