I wish. This is only the latest offering in a product onslaught that's been going on for the last 28 years:

Gotta give Lucas credit for that, at least: film merchandising was nothing before Star Wars came along. Thanks to him, every Saturday morning cartoon and genre TV show gets a product blitz.
And somewhere, in a Toys 'R Us near you, there are stacks of mint condition Terl figures from Battlefield Earth. 40% off.
For what it's worth, I grew up in the town where M&Ms are manufactured. You could smell the sweet chocolate from miles away. In fact, I worked the packing line at the plant over college break. A couple of little known facts: (1) you were allowed to eat all the M&Ms you wanted to while you were working...after the first shift, you never wanted to see another one again; and (2) those M&Ms that dropped to the floor were swept up, put in a big container and shipped off to some farmer(s) as pig food.
SWEET! Dark chocolate MnM's. Now if they could only find a way to fill them with whiskey...