April 7, 2005

The next Hot Topic?

Posted by pete at April 7, 2005 11:20 AM

Big Stupid Tommy has a store. I suggest you go out an get a "One With Nature" shirt right away.

I'm extremely jealous, and also supremely lazy, since setting up your own store on CP doesn't cost anything. Of course, I'd actually have to come up with some cool artwork or a catchy slogan to put on my merchandise.

And then there's that whole "who the hell would buy an APCB t-shirt?" thing. I wouldn't even buy an APCB t-shirt.

Forget I said anything.

"who the hell would buy an APCB t-shirt?"

There's your slogan right there. Just let me know, and I can work up the design for you ;)

--Posted by MikeD on April 7, 2005 11:54 AM

Hahahaha he's right, that would be hilarious.

--Posted by Tracy on April 7, 2005 12:45 PM

Since you mentioned it...I was going to steal Patton Oswalts line "Everytime you eat a steak, a hippies hacky-sack falls in the gutter" but I'll let you have it since you need a slogan.

--Posted by Don on April 7, 2005 1:26 PM

I'll rent my ample torso to model any slogan you can come up with, shirt or no, price negotiable. But PAY for a shirt from APCB? HA!

--Posted by basshole on April 7, 2005 1:54 PM

** Please let basshole be a chick. Please let basshole be a chick. **

--Posted by denny on April 7, 2005 2:04 PM

Please let basshole be a chick

Oh...yeah.

--Posted by Pete on April 7, 2005 2:11 PM

"** Please let basshole be a chick. Please let basshole be a chick. **"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Comedy gold, that is!

--Posted by MikeD on April 7, 2005 2:14 PM

I'll add that I wouldn't buy a APCB thong either.

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on April 7, 2005 5:25 PM

I'm not proud. I'd buy one.

--Posted by Curmudgeon on April 7, 2005 8:40 PM

Certainly there's some APCB product tie-in for either Walton & Johnson and/or Wayne Dolcefino? (And with Wayne's recent rumored employment woes, he might appreciate some of those sweet, sweet APCB royalties....)

--Posted by The Thing That Walks Like A Man on April 8, 2005 1:32 AM

I have about had it wiht you people and your little jokes, in case you hadnt noticed this is my career we are talking about smart guy. and I don't know how you can start in with me when you spend your time talking about Skeletor, HA HA HA HA! Wow you bloggers stink.

--Posted by Wayne Dolcefino on April 8, 2005 9:28 AM

Actually, this is my career we were discussing. Not everything's about you.

Of course, "Wayne" is posting from a different IP address (one in Oklahoma City, no less) than the last time he commented on APCB. Frankly, I have no problem believing disgruntled Okies are checking this site more often than Il Dolcefino.

--Posted by Pete on April 8, 2005 9:50 AM

Wayne (if you are in fact Wayne)... it's called a sense of humor. You might want to buy one the next time you're out and about.

Skeletor was a bad-ass.

--Posted by Curmudgeon on April 8, 2005 10:51 AM

you've gotta love it when a laggard says that 'bloggers stink'. There's no better way to demonstrate ignorance than to pan something you don't understand.

--Posted by Tim on April 8, 2005 11:01 AM



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