Brothers and Sisters,
Do you find that your busy schedule keeps you from monitoring the airwaves for smut as much as you'd like? Are you always shaking in impotent rage as your heathen co-workers discuss the sinful antics of those cops on The Shield or the scandalous behavior of those disobedient brats on South Park? More importantly, are you unwilling or unable to view most of these programs on your own, because your own TV has been V-chipped to the point where all you get are PAX and Fox News? Fear not, for salvation is yours!
Thanks to the God-fearing folk at the Parents Television Council, you can now view the most offensive content on TV from the past week, completely free of context or ironic observations about how half of this stuff is only availble on pay cable anyway, which means they really had to go out of their way to get worked up about it.
Friends and neighbors, you owe it to yourselves and your families to watch this clip of a teen orgy from CBS' godless Without A Trace. Jesus beseeches you to stare in abject horror at the "Whore-Off" from South Park. And no less then the fate of Christianity itself demands a thorough examination of this compilation of the most heinous television of 2001-2003.
Because the last thing you should be expected to do is turn the goddamn TV off.
Yrs in Christ,
Pete (via Metafilter)
Why don't they leave the lights on at the teen orgy? Teens, show a little respect for your elders, please.
Finally, now there's a site for guys like me who want all the smut, but don't want to watch an entire half-hour to hour of television to get it.
This is sick, sick filth! That's why I love America. Because it's a land where we all can enjoy this and the Parents Television Council can be the hypocrites they are. They condemn all this, yet they watch it attentively. God bless 'em!