Just in time for Episode III, we learn that Darth Vader has a blog (via Fuzzball).
Excerpt:
They could never know what it is like to find out you still have a son, a stranger to you, lost amid the squalid systems of the outer rim and counted as a hero by your enemies.
Tomorrow I may strangle Admiral Veers.
It's actually General Veers, but Vader's got a lot on his mind.
If you think reading a blog entry and linking to it constitued more than 3 minutes of my day, you need to lay off the pipe.
Better yet, donate the pipe to me.
New entry: I used to be so pretty. What happened? Oh yeah, the lava.
I'm more than little concerned that I have entered into a strange flirtation with The Dark Lord...I guess it really is the ultimate bad-boy fantasy, though, isn't it?
I have refrained from posting anything related to Star Wars here - so far......
| --Posted to Blog d'Elisson on Apr 23, 2005 7:19 AM:. |
What he really said was this, "Luke I M your father."
Cause see, they were both on aol,and Luke hadn't emailed Pa in a while, so, I've completely lost it at this point.
There's ever so much opportunity to have fun in the comments sections of this one.
By the way, they fixed it. It's now General Veers on the other site as well.
Who says you can't teach a Dark Lord of the Sith new tricks?
You're a husband, a father, a full-time employee, and yet you spend your time wallowing in this over-hyped crap like it will resemble a work of quality (or even legitimate entertainment)? When you leave work today, go home and hug your wife and daughter, pop in the original Star Wars on DVD, curse Lucas for not releasing the true originals, and forget that anything related to Star Wars was produced after 1982.