After a lovely weekend in Galveston, partaking of the open bar at a wedding reception and mooning passers-by from our hotel window (the two events were in no way related), what should I find waiting for me upon my return?

Damn thing reads like a prenup.
They're serious about the "no guests" thing, meaning everyone who was trying to curry my favor in hopes of getting an invite can go back to treating me like an asshole again.
Just one question for you guys: Are you prepared emotionally for the reality of how bad this movie could suck?
Being friends with you for twenty years has taught us more about disappointment than you can ever know.
Damn, I'm jealous. My only consolation is that I'll be seeing it at the Arclight in LA while I'm attending E3. I was hoping to hear that the digital release would be simultaneous (no digital love here in H-town), but it looks like no such luck