April 25, 2005

"Take my hand in your glove of love"

Posted by pete at April 25, 2005 11:28 AM

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"Go ahead Homer. Laugh at me."
"I already did."

When The Thing That Walks Like a Man sent me this link, which details the worst album covers of all time, I assumed the usual suspects would be on display (Mike Crain the "Karatist" Preacher is a personal favorite). Little did I know how it would ignite a soon-to-be firestorm of controversy over Kirk Van Houten's plagiarism:

For shame, Kirk. As if the bastard child of the union between Willie Aames and the lead singer for Saga doesn't have enough problems.

Thanks a lot. How am I going to eat my lunch now? And to think I was going to give popular music a chance. No way now, buddy. Back to Beethoven and that faggot Schubert.

--Posted by B. K. Oxley (binkley) on April 25, 2005 12:48 PM

As entertaining as those covers are, they mostly fall into the "home recordings of 1978" category. Wouldn't a broader spectrum of entries be needed to claim the "worst of all time" glory?

--Posted by basshole on April 25, 2005 1:08 PM

Hey! He should be thankful. That is the most air time his work has gotten, ever! My favorite in that episode was Twyla. Now there was a woman with a future, in prison.

--Posted by 2Hotel9 on April 26, 2005 7:35 PM

Hey, I like the B-side from that disc: "My Eye Will Always Wander Your Way."

--Posted by Vestal Vespa on April 27, 2005 10:54 AM

My favorite in that episode was Twyla.

Did you mean "Starla?"

"Can I borrow the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs."

--Posted by Pete on April 27, 2005 11:22 AM



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