May 9, 2005

Boob Tube Bafflements #1

Posted by pete at May 9, 2005 6:30 AM

In which your humble author tries to make sense of something he just saw on TV:

What the hell does "100% Punch Juice" mean?

I have not the slightest, but what's the deal with the 8 serving sizes for an 8 oz bottle? Is this for those folks that are interested in doing Punch Juice shots? Very curious.

--Posted by seadogs on May 9, 2005 10:42 AM

Sounds like the hot dog of juice. Guava rectum, anyone?

--Posted by Denny on May 9, 2005 11:30 AM

I think punch juice refers to the last remaining juice box in the fridge that will be promptly removed from the hands of the younger sibling by a swift slug from the older sibling.

--Posted by jax on May 9, 2005 11:34 AM

First off, I believe the container in question has 8 servings of 8 oz. each, and is therefore a 1/2 gallon jug. No wonder Americans live on sugar and fat and don't understand why they weigh 275 lbs.
And, this all makes me think of "malt beverages" that purportedly taste like liquor, or the dreaded "cheese food." Real food doesn't need a content label; it's called its rind or skin or peel.

--Posted by basshole on May 9, 2005 12:14 PM

punch...fruit punch! apple/fruit punch.

--Posted by jocelyn on May 9, 2005 1:09 PM

Sounds like it was translated from the Japanese. Punch juice happy make!

--Posted by Elisson on May 9, 2005 3:00 PM

The only thing that came to mind was

"Crab juice or Mountain Dew?"

One klav-khalash, please. :)

--Posted by Sirena on May 10, 2005 12:48 PM

All your base are belong to us, Punch Juice!

--Posted by BabyJane on May 11, 2005 12:17 AM



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