After publicly breaking up with her for her stingy tipping practices, I'd done my best to wash my hands of Rachael Ray. Over at Something Awful, however, An Evening with Rachael Ray is making me reconsider my decision:
She has Petrov's neck laid open like a cut of salmon and he's gurgling and kicking on the floor. I take a step back from the pooling blood. Giggles flails feebly at the blade, slicing his fingers and hands to ribbons in the process. Giggles never has a chance. Rachael buries the knife in his chest and only after he stops moving does she pull it out and backtrack to work on Pretrov's eyes.
"Corneas," she looks over her shoulder at me and there's that smile again.
You've probably read this sort of thing before. This one's...inspired.
She's starting to wear on me as well. I read an article that says she's getting her own magazine,etc and is all poised to be "the new Martha."Oh joy. What bugs me is she uses the same schtick all the time. We fricking GET IT...ask the locals where to eat on $40 a day. And on 30 Minute meals...the E.V.O.O. acroynym is nice....but why use it if you're just going to EXPLAIN that it means EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL!?! The purpose of truncating it to an abbreviation is to make it easier to say. SAYING what it means every time totally negates that. Ugh. She's still cute though.
I stopped watching "$40 a Day" because of the stingy tipping. And because I can only watch someone eat for so long . . . which might explain why I so seldom date.
The saffron was a nice touch.
Cool story.