June 21, 2005

"I hate to disappoint you, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms."

Posted by pete at June 21, 2005 9:45 AM

Sounds like Warner Bros. does not love this woman:

Christian Bale, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman have signed to star in a second Batman movie, but love interest Katie Holmes has been dropped. Movie bosses are thrilled with the response to Batman Begins - it took $46.9 million in its first weekend at the US box office - and have snapped up the film's stars for a sequel.

"Thrilled?" After Mr. & Mrs. Smith took in $50 million the weekend before? Granted, BB's five day total was a respectable $72 million, but don't let Warners fool you into thinking they're anything more than mildly pleased at those results.

Bale as Batman was the first to put pen to paper, followed by Caine as butler Alfred and Freeman as Bruce Wayne's business associate Lucius Fox. But Holmes won't reprise her role as district attorney Rachel Dawes - reportedly because Warner Bros is angry her engagement to Tom Cruise has stolen media attention away from the movie. A source tells Pagesix.Com, "Everyone is in agreement that the movie's strength is with Christian Bale, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman." Adding of Holmes, "She won't be in the sequel... the next romantic interest will be a much stronger actress. Warner is happy that people are now focusing on who'll be playing the Joker rather than Katie and Tom."

I guess they're trying to spare her feelings, but the sad truth is that Holmes' lack of dramatic heft and disconcerting resemblance to a 13 year-old boy made her stick out like a sore thumb. When you've got Bale, Caine, Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Gary Oldman in your cast, it might behoove you to trot out a leading lady whose last dramatic conflict wasn't whether or not to date the hunky Secret Service agent assigned to protect her.

I'm not going to speculate on who's playing the Joker, because I think the question of selecting the next female lead is more interesting. Unless they want to bring back characters that have already been used (Vicki Vale specifically, I don't think we'll be seeing Schumacher's Dr. Chase Meridian or Julie Madison again), the romantic options are all over the place. Linda Page? They'd have to modernize the hell out of her. Kathy Kane? Nah, "Batwoman" would be way too Schumachery. Silver St. Cloud? Only if they change that name. Talia Al Ghul? Doubtful, though she would probably be the most interesting. Not out of the question for a third film, if at all, as she could be seeking revenge for her father.

Female villains, meanwhile, are rather thin. Poison Ivy was a bust, and WB would sooner bring Chris O'Donnell back than even say the word "Catwoman" in the new films.

Then again, Warners could just embrace the extended continuity and bring in Harely Quinn. She's a fan favorite, and complements the Joker nicely.

Never mind. They'd probably cast Lindsay Lohan.

Katie Holmes was utterly wretched in BB. She wasn't signed for the sequel, imnsho, because she sucks.

As to why they cast her in the first place, my only guess is it was a quid pro quo deal with her agents -- cast Katie in this and have access to our OTHER clients next time...

She was appalling. Simply appalling.

--Posted by Maryscott OConnor on June 21, 2005 11:56 AM

Wow. I used to love ElectraWoman and DynaGirl when I was a kid.

Thanks for the memory kick, Pete.

--Posted by blurker gone bad on June 21, 2005 1:17 PM

Hey, Pete-
OT but we got a press kit today to tell us all about a "midnight movies" documentary on Starz Encore:
This link to the PR Newswire story is old but apparently Starz is going to show the documentary as well as all the old Midnight Movie classics (Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror, etc).

It is sure to be a carnival of awfulness. Who's making popcorn?!

--Posted by Vestal Vespa on June 21, 2005 1:36 PM

Hmm, you know, now that you mention Katie's "disconcerting resemblance to a 13 year-old boy", her recent engagement to Hollywood Pocket-Hulk Tom Cruise is a bit more plausible...

--Posted by Devo on June 21, 2005 2:05 PM

Wow. I used to love ElectraWoman and DynaGirl when I was a kid.

I also have the action figure.

This link to the PR Newswire story is old but apparently Starz is going to show the documentary as well as all the old Midnight Movie classics (Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror, etc).

That's awesome. El Topo and The Harder They Come? Count me in.

--Posted by Pete on June 21, 2005 2:45 PM

OMG Pete! This is why I loooove you!

"I guess they're trying to spare her feelings, but the sad truth is that Holmes' lack of dramatic heft and disconcerting resemblance to a 13 year-old boy made her stick out like a sore thumb. When you've got Bale, Caine, Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Gary Oldman in your cast, it might behoove you to trot out a leading lady whose last dramatic conflict wasn't whether or not to date the hunky Secret Service agent assigned to protect her."

Are you sure you're not English or at least related to Oscar Wilde? ;)

--Posted by BabyJane on June 21, 2005 3:20 PM

BTW, Maryscott! How ya doin' Babe? Love your caustic and bang-on comments on Daily Kos.

--Posted by BabyJane on June 21, 2005 3:22 PM

But, I wanna speculate on who is going to be the Joker! Freaking Gary Oldman would have been PERFECT.
Howzabout Christopher Walken?

--Posted by Grotesqueticle on June 21, 2005 4:51 PM

I absolutely love that Holmes' obvious ploy to gain stardom has backfired in her face. Instead of being renowned as an actress, she's now the beard for a psychotic dwarf.

--Posted by Tracy on June 21, 2005 5:39 PM

OOOOO...psychotic dwarf. That's gotta hoit! :)

--Posted by BabyJane on June 21, 2005 5:59 PM

BabyJane...

I've been worse. Got one helluva fucking flu bug at the moment, however. Charming experience. I'll spare you the liquid details.

--Posted by Maryscott OConnor on June 21, 2005 8:46 PM

So, are we hoping Batman's next love interest is Electrawoman?

Cause that would be just silly.

And, obviously, Tom Cruise as the Joker.

--Posted by owlish on June 22, 2005 8:40 AM

It's kind of a shame that Schumacher used up a perfectly excellent Batman-mythos girlfriend name in "Julie Madison". She was Bruce Wayne's fiancée in the first year or so of the character's adventures. I think she was in the big Hugo Strange adventure, to boot. (He'd make an excellent villain, too.)

Gordon showing Batman the Joker-card is exactly how Batman: Year One ended, incidentally. It doesn't dovetail terribly neatly with the Joker's first appearance in Batman #1.

--Posted by (Cunning Alias) Not Greg Morrow on June 22, 2005 9:28 AM

I don't know why you're bagging on Katie Holmes so much...she's quite the hotty

Sincerely
Mary Kay LaTourneau

--Posted by Steve on June 22, 2005 7:40 PM

They showed the clip where Katie Holmes's character meets Batman on A&E last week, and it brought me back to sesame street: "One of these things doesn't belong!"

"What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a three-year old?"

"They're both psychotic midgets, but the three-year old at least has a good prognosis going for him......."

--Posted by The Dark Avenger on June 25, 2005 5:19 PM



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