But where is Princess Leia's anti-jiggle tape?
The legendary lightsabers brandished by Star Wars characters Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are up for auction alongside a bevy of memorabilia from the sci-fi saga. The iconic weapons, which go under the hammer on July 29, have been valued at a staggering $140,000 by Los Angeles auction house Profiles in History. Other items soon to be at the center of a bidding frenzy include Skywalker's orange X-Wing pilot jumpsuit, which is valued at $80,000, Yoda's mask, and a Stormtrooper "blaster" weapon. The lightsaber used by Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back is likely to fetch $60,000, while the Jedi Knight's weapon is estimated to reach $80,000 in the auction.
No word on whether there will be a subsequent auction for the last remaining shreds of the average Star Wars fan's dignity or self respect, which are rumored to be so rare that they are beyond price.
Pete, you're not going to mortgage your house for a light saber are you?
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