Hate to bring everybody down so early on a Friday morning, but it seems the latest celebrity marriage is no more:
Oscar-winning actress Renee Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney are seeking an annulment after four months of marriage.
The Bridget Jones star, 36, married Chesney, 37, on a Caribbean beach in May, having met four months earlier at a benefit for tsunami victims.
In court papers Zellweger listed "fraud" as the reason for the break-up but did not elaborate.
To have a marriage annulled due to fraud, one of the parnters has to have "misrepresented some matter vital to the marriage." In Chesney's case, I'd hazard a guess one or more of following assertions he made to Zellweger was a lie:
A) he's straight
B) he has a full head of hair
C) he isn't a talentless Nashville whore, and his grotesque attempts at "music" aren't causing Hank Williams, Carl Perkins, and Johnny Cash to spin in their graves
I think I'll go with B, because even though C is true, what would that matter to someone who starred in Chicago?
Perhaps Chesney is really a woman?
Of course, that might have been good for Zellweger's career...
Sadly I really am wondering what the "fraud" was...it pisses me off that I care enough to wonder. ;)
Well, at least some high-priced family lawyers are going to make some money.
I've been hearing that Kenny's closeted for a couple of years now -- which is one reason I was so surprised when he married the Squinter.
I'll choose "A". The fact that Kenny's prettier (and that ain't sayin' much) than Renee is a clue.
Hard to take. If they can't make it, what hope is there for us mortals? Do you think this means that Kenny and Peyton Manning will finally hook up? I mean publicly?