September 19, 2005

Let the freaking out begin

Posted by pete at September 19, 2005 10:17 AM

God must really hate New Orleans if he's still taking shots at its residents living in other cities:

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I realize these things are subject to enormous changes with five days to go, but...shit. Maybe we should just pack up and head out now to beat the rush. Then again, there are at least two models I've seen that have it hitting NOLA. Now might not be the best time for those guys to move back.

Talk to me in a couple of days.

And on a weekend, too. Just once, couldn't we get one of these on a Wednesday?

If I get a hurricane on my moving day, I'm going to track down God and beat him. That is all.

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on September 19, 2005 11:40 AM

I heard God's holed up in the Fifth Ward with Marvin Zindler and a baseball bat.

--Posted by norbizness on September 19, 2005 1:24 PM

God?!? The awesome yet unpredictable forces of nature generally reinforce within me my supposition that we are indeed alone on this big hot spinning rock. Why would a sentient being create us and then throw these hurdles at us, and then JUDGE us based on our reactions? Yeah, right. Can I sell you some volcano insurance?

--Posted by basshole on September 19, 2005 2:05 PM

Methinks someone missed the sarcasm.

--Posted by Pete on September 19, 2005 2:20 PM

I think god is bored with the geography and wants a change. Ya know, it's sorta like god's version of Changing Rooms.

--Posted by Baby Jane on September 19, 2005 2:36 PM

Well, I think that HWetc. thinks that God is that one guy at Einstein Brothers Bagels who audibly, bitchily sighs every time HWetc. asks for sun-dried tomato bagels without the sun-dried tomato bits. So it won't be too hard for him to find God and beat him senseless (again).

--Posted by norbizness on September 19, 2005 3:32 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-05-04&res=l

--Posted by Josh on September 19, 2005 3:36 PM

Oh, I got the sarcasm. I just love mocking the idea of God. Why don't we move on to mocking the people ALREADY evacuating Galveston. Let the freaking out begin, indeed.

--Posted by basshole on September 19, 2005 6:21 PM

Maybe God thinks we stopped migrating west too soon. We need to move to the west coast. Earthquakes are a lot more fun for him anyway.

--Posted by Diana on September 19, 2005 6:52 PM

I apologize for the introduction of the 'God' concept to this otherwise most excellently God-free blog. Please resume your non-ecumenical lives at the earliest opportunity. Thank you, and Praise Jesus.

--Posted by HWRNMNBSOL on September 20, 2005 9:52 AM

Alan, God loves even his most profane disbelievers....but you might not want to be hanging out by any power lines if this bad baby comes close.

--Posted by Steve on September 20, 2005 7:29 PM



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