Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a [Toronto Blue Jay].
Han: That's 'cause [Toronto Blue Jays] don't [throw a 140 mph fastball at your head] when they lose. Wookiees have been known to do that.

C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
Bill 'Spaceman' Lee has really let himself go.
And to think he called Don Zimmer a gerbil!
The nerve
uh not to be critical but leia looks like a dude.
So that's why they never let Randy Johnson pitch during a full moon.
"uh not to be critical but leia looks like a dude."
That's not Leia. That's Fes^h^h^h the Pope wearing a wig.
You know, a little shave and Chewie could do a hell of a Barry Gibb impression.